When Lin Fan reached the halfway point of the experience for “Turning the Heavens,” he paused. Time ticked by, second by second, and no one knew when the dean of Tianfu Academy would arrive.
The Yan Emperor’s crotch had swollen to an enormous size, nearly tearing through his pants.
If it had been an ordinary person, Lin Fan might have had a change of heart and stopped. But for this Yan Emperor, Lin Fan had no intention of letting things end so simply.
Alright, I’ll spare you for now. First, let’s deal with your empress.
Lin Fan grabbed the divine artifact, the Great Red Brick of the Nine Five, and smacked it a few times against their foreheads with a loud clatter. After catching his breath slightly, he approached the empress.
“Hehe, quite the beauty indeed. How could someone like me, who cherishes beauty, bear to lay a hand on you? What a shame, what a shame,” Lin Fan said. He wasn’t blind, after all, and clearly saw that the empress before him was indeed stunning.
Her beauty was rare indeed, but she was two-faced—too damn flirtatious.
Lin Fan pinched the empress’s delicate, boneless little hand, stroking it repeatedly. It was so smooth.
“Ah, you’ve certainly earned those little hands. These peanuts fit them perfectly, truly a match made in heaven,” Lin Fan said, examining her hands from all angles before smiling slightly.
“As the queen of a nation, you should embody grace for all to see. But these small buns of yours are clearly insufficient. However, today you’ve met your lucky star—me, your grandpa. Allow me to help you reshape your perfect figure and rediscover your true beauty as a woman.”
Lin Fan took a deep breath, clenched his small fists, and blew into his hands.
“I’m going to do it…”
“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”
“叮, Congratulations! Experience for ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ +80,000.”
Seeing the experience for “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” begin to rise, Lin Fan’s heart leapt with joy. Last time he used it on Ni Mantian, the experience gain had stopped altogether by the end, which had been tough on him.
He had thought that even divine-grade small buns might no longer grant experience for “Black Tiger Steals the Heart,” but now it seemed he had worried too much.
As Lin Fan continued to delve deeper into “Black Tiger Steals the Heart,” he also learned to use both hands.
Previously, when he used it on Ni Mantian, he could only use one hand, resulting in unevenness. Now, that problem was resolved, making the empress one of the beneficiaries.
“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”
“叮, Congratulations! Experience for ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ +80,000.”
As the empress’s small buns grew increasingly larger, Lin Fan naturally felt a greater sense of accomplishment.
After all, throughout history, how many masters could boast such skill and practical experience as his?
When he grew old and retired to the mountains, Lin Fan truly wanted to open a clinic.
To benefit the masses and the entire Xuanhuang World.
“叮, Congratulations! ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ has leveled up.”
“叮, ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ level 19, experience (0/1,500,000).”
Seeing “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” draw closer to the twentieth level, Lin Fan’s heart brimmed with joy. Perhaps today would indeed bring success.
Now the empress had nearly upgraded from small buns to large ones, but it wasn’t enough yet because “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” hadn’t leveled up.
“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”
“叮, Congratulations! Experience for ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ +60,000.”
Indeed, after leveling up, the experience gained was less, but that was fine. As long as there was experience, Lin Fan had endless motivation.
Then Lin Fan entered a frenzy mode. Although “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” was only one move, he executed it flawlessly, having already helped two girls achieve incredible improvements.
“叮, Congratulations! Experience for ‘Black Tiger Steals the Heart’ +1.”
Just then, Lin Fan suddenly stopped his movements, his expression startled and seemingly implausible.
How could this be?
The situation was just like with Ni Mantian—suddenly, no more experience gain.
After pondering for a while and glancing at the empress’s chest, Lin Fan realized.
It must be that they had grown too large, and “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” could no longer have any effect, so the experience gain stopped altogether. That must be the reason; otherwise, there was no other explanation.
“Sigh…” Lin Fan sighed, somewhat helplessly. If experience could still be gained, “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” would surely have advanced.
Looking at the empress’s massive, seemingly sagging chest, Lin Fan had no further ideas.
But when he looked at the Yan Emperor, new thoughts emerged.
He wondered if “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” would work on the Yan Emperor.
Lin Fan had a sharp mind and acted decisively once he thought of something.
“Black Tiger Steals the Heart.”
Lin Fan thrust his hands toward the Yan Emperor’s chest.
Unfortunately, “Black Tiger Steals the Heart” didn’t gain experience, but the emperor’s chest did swell slightly.
It seemed that even without experience gain, the effect was still there.
Then Lin Fan grinned wickedly. Today was just your unlucky day.
…
At this moment, Lin Fan stopped his actions, looked at the chests of the Yan Emperor and the empress, and nodded in great satisfaction. His masterpiece was excellent.
Whether man or woman, the effect was undeniable.
Lin Fan checked the time; it was getting late. If he lingered any longer and someone came by, he might not be able to escape.
But before leaving, Lin Fan wouldn’t let the two off so easily. After all, without adding some flair, he wouldn’t live up to the great risks he had taken.
Hehe, betraying my Saint Demon Sect, grandpa will leave an eternal shame on your souls.
Then Lin Fan swept away the Yan Emperor’s clothes, making him kneel on the ground with his hands and knees, his rear sticking up.
Looking at the Yan Emperor’s current posture, Lin Fan chuckled. The mighty emperor of the Yan Dynasty now in such an embarrassing pose was indeed a bit awkward.
But something even more exciting followed. Lin Fan immediately carried the empress over, making her kneel half on her knees behind the emperor, one arm around his broad waist.
This pose surpassed Lin Fan’s limits. The classic “Old Man Pushing Cart” move was now transformed into “Old Empress Pushing the Emperor.”
Lin Fan stepped back a few paces and examined the scene with an artist’s eye, shaking his head. Something still felt missing.
Right, inspiration struck. From an artistic perspective, it lacked a touch of wildness.
Without hesitation, Lin Fan’s artistic instincts kicked in.
Then he took out a low-grade long sword from his backpack and placed it in the empress’s right hand.
The sight was immediately more aesthetically pleasing, evoking a sense of galloping on horseback.
Lin Fan stepped back again, much farther than before. The artistic sense had improved significantly, but it still wasn’t perfect.
Lin Fan fell silent, his mind recalling scenes from those Japanese films he had once watched.
Right, the Yan Emperor’s wildness wasn’t enough yet; some props must be added.
Lin Fan searched around for props and suddenly noticed a luminous pearl hanging from the ceiling beam. Overjoyed, he took it down and used his true essence to form a needle, poking dozens of holes in it.
Then he found some thin rope and tied it on.
Looking at the item in his hands, Lin Fan nodded in great satisfaction. A perfect masterpiece.
When Lin Fan used it to stuff the Yan Emperor’s mouth, he clapped his hands in satisfaction at that moment.
In the Xuanhuang World, a great and perfect masterpiece had finally been completed. This would be a momentous occasion, a scene to be passed down through generations.
Lin Fan felt it was getting late, so it was time to retreat. He then slapped the two with dozens of brick strikes, took a deep breath, and entered a stealth state.
“Intruder! Help!”
Lin Fan shouted at the top of his lungs.
In that moment, the heavens changed…
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