At this moment, Lin Fan was horrified, feeling dizzy and disoriented. Within this earth-shattering, foul flatulence, he sensed countless irresistible, overwhelming auras.
In his invisible state, Lin Fan clutched his chest, gasping as if he couldn’t catch his breath. His physical strength had already reached the peak of the Xiao Tianwei realm. Although his cultivation level wasn’t particularly high, there was no way he should be knocked unconscious by just a fart.
“Puuu…”
“Puuu…”
“Ahhh, so refreshing…” Yao Wuxie wore an expression of sour satisfaction.
“I can’t stay here any longer, or I’ll die,” Lin Fan’s face tightened as he tried to leave. However, Yao Wuxie gave him no chance, releasing a few more noxious farts.
Damn it, he couldn’t hold on anymore—his eyes stung.
There was a deep pit nearby, separated from Yao Wuxie by a partition. No matter what, he couldn’t reveal himself openly. Lin Fan dragged his weary steps into the adjacent stall, unable to endure any longer, dropping out of his invisibility. He leaned on a nearby handrail and vomited violently.
“Brother, can you please stop farting?”
At that moment, Yao Wuxie, still savoring the sensation, heard the voice and shuddered with shock. How could there be someone else here? He had just checked and saw no one. Had he misjudged?
“Who are you? How did you get here?” Yao Wuxie looked baffled, unable to comprehend how someone could be present.
“This is a public place, so why can’t I be here? Can you just stop farting?” Lin Fan shouted. What kind of person was this guy? A fart so powerful it could kill—how terrifying.
“Just one more, the last one,” Yao Wuxie’s voice trembled slightly, as if preparing to unleash a final, ultimate move.
Upon hearing this, Lin Fan’s head throbbed. He had truly met his match today. It was his own fault for choosing the wrong target to hide near.
“Wait, let me get out first…” Lin Fan struggled to move his feet. There was definitely something wrong with this Yao Wuxie. A fart capable of making someone faint—what kind of person was he?
But as Lin Fan reached the door and was about to open it, it was already too late.
“I can’t hold it anymore,” Yao Wuxie’s urgent voice rang out.
“No…”
“Puuuuu!!!”
In an instant, heaven and earth shattered, mountains and seas collapsed. A fart of ultimate power was unleashed.
The sound of that fart was like celestial music.
The few henchmen waiting outside exchanged glances but were already accustomed to it. Their young master had always been like this—since childhood, he had loved farting, and his farts were always loud.
Once, someone had stood just slightly too close outside, and ended up pale-faced and vomiting nonstop for three days. From then on, they all knew that their young master’s farts were extraordinary.
In that moment, Lin Fan finally fainted. The world was vast and full of wonders. Lin Fan had never heard of anyone being fainted by a fart before—but now he believed it, because he might be the first person ever to die from such a cause.
“Brother, hang in there! Please don’t die!” At this moment, seeing the person collapse unconscious, Yao Wuxie panicked. Immediately, he pulled up his pants and hoisted Lin Fan onto his shoulder.
Such a pants-down, fart-releasing disaster was something only Yao Wuxie could create.
“You guys, come help quickly!” Yao Wuxie waved to his henchmen outside.
At the same time, guilt gnawed at Yao Wuxie’s heart. He should have noticed earlier. It was all his fault for being too hasty and failing to hold back. If he had noticed someone was there beforehand, this wouldn’t have happened.
He had nearly killed another person again.
How heartbreaking this was for Yao Wuxie.
…
Not knowing how long had passed, Lin Fan regained consciousness. His heart tightened, and he immediately opened his eyes.
Looking around at the environment, he seemed to be in a room. The soft mattress and exquisite furniture all indicated that this place belonged to someone wealthy.
Thinking back to those farts earlier, Lin Fan’s expression darkened. This was the most difficult situation he had ever encountered—completely unpredictable and impossible to guard against.
What exactly was this guy’s position in the Yao family? Though his cultivation wasn’t high, he had such an extraordinary talent—it was simply unbelievable.
“Screeeek…”
At that moment, the wooden door outside was pushed open, and a man walked in—it was none other than Yao Wuxie.
“Brother, are you okay? You scared me to death. I thought I was going to kill another person again,” Yao Wuxie said, patting his chest in relief as he saw Lin Fan awake.
“But you’re seriously amazing. You actually survived,” Yao Wuxie then wore a shocked expression. Clearly, it was rare for someone to survive smelling his fart.
Sitting on the bed, Lin Fan rolled his eyes. Was this guy missing a few brain cells?
However, what Lin Fan didn’t know was that Yao Wuxie had been able to produce heaven-shaking farts since childhood.
Yao Wuxie’s talent was mediocre. Despite the Yao family patriarch spending countless rare treasures and medicinal pills to concoct a talent-enhancing elixir for him, it had been useless. Eventually, the Yao family gave up on him, no longer investing cultivation resources into him.
Deprived of his family’s care, Yao Wuxie grew lonely and empty, lacking affection, with only a small beast accompanying him. This small beast, which had been with him for years, had died years ago under Yao Wuxie’s sorrowful gaze.
The reason? Yao Wuxie had been farting in his room when the small beast somehow wandered in and was instantly knocked unconscious by the stench. Despite Yao Wuxie using up all his medicinal pills, he couldn’t save it.
Since then, Yao Wuxie had become even more cautious about his environment when farting, fearing that someone else might be harmed by him again.
“Where am I?” Lin Fan asked.
“This is the Yao family residence—my place,” Yao Wuxie smiled. “But you’re seriously tough. Hey, how did you survive? Can you tell me?”
Lin Fan glanced at Yao Wuxie, his mind turning over possibilities. “It’s a long story—it’s hard to explain in a short time.”
Lin Fan was penniless now. He couldn’t stay in Zang Yao City for long. For the next few days, he would hang around here, gathering information to learn more about the mysterious Zang Hai Yao Di.
After all, the establishment of Zang Yao City atop Zang Hai Yao Di must have a reason—it couldn’t have been built without cause.
“Alright, I’m not in a hurry. Since it’s my fault, I naturally take responsibility. Just stay here, and you’ll be safe. Let me tell you, in the Yao family, I’m the kind of person who walks around like a boss. In Zang Yao City, if you run into trouble, just mention my name, and no one will dare to bully you,” Yao Wuxie said arrogantly.
“Alright,” Lin Fan smiled and nodded. It seemed quite good. Though Yao Wuxie’s cultivation wasn’t impressive, his status here was naturally unproblematic.
“Yao Wuxie, I’m here! Come out and spar with me!” Just then, a cold voice came from outside the door.
Upon hearing this, Lin Fan was momentarily stunned. Wasn’t he supposed to be walking around like a boss? This slap to the face came too quickly.
Hearing the voice, Yao Wuxie’s small frame also trembled violently. However, seeing Lin Fan present, he pretended to be indifferent, waving his hand casually. “You just rest well. That’s my older brother outside. We get along great. We often spar and help each other out.”
“Oh…” Lin Fan looked at Yao Wuxie, somewhat confused, yet nodded.
This guy was truly something else.
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