It was late at night, yet the night view of the Guardian Land remained as beautiful as ever.
“Brothers forever!”
“I’m not even drunk yet. Let’s go another round.”
“Today was amazing! My stomach’s about to burst. Never in my life did I imagine I could actually eat the meat of the Sea冥 Dragon.”
“Everyone’s had a great time today. Go back and rest well. Tomorrow we’ll be clashing with the Primordial Squad. We need to show them how powerful our Rebel Army is.”
“That’s right! What’s the big deal about the Primordial Squad? Against us, they’re just weaklings.”
“You’re definitely drunk. You were still worried earlier, hahaha…”
The Buddha looked at the enthusiastic members and smiled. But tonight, for the Buddha, it had been a series of broken precepts.
Drinking, swearing, chatting with girls about life—every precept he was supposed to keep had been broken.
But for the Buddha, as long as Buddha remained in his heart, the rest wasn’t that important.
“Hey, where did the benefactor go? Has anyone seen where the captain went?” The Buddha asked with some confusion as he stepped out of Lin Fan’s house.
The members of the Rebel Army, all flushed from drinking, shook their heads. “No idea. We haven’t seen the captain at all.”
“Yeah, no one’s seen the captain.”
“That’s strange,” the Buddha scratched his bald head. Where had the benefactor gone this time?
He had wanted to discuss tomorrow’s plan with him, but couldn’t find him anywhere.
…
At this moment, in a distant camp.
A shadow had entered stealth mode but still moved suspiciously.
“With the Primordial Squad’s current strength, if I don’t use some tricks, the Rebel Army will be wiped out tomorrow,” Lin Fan muttered to himself. He had sacrificed so much already for victory.
Now Lin Fan secretly lingered outside a house.
This mission, Lin Fan had no intention of alerting Hong Jingtian. Tomorrow’s battle would definitely be between him and Hong Jingtian. Even without the Big Dipper Blood Blasting Fist, Lin Fan was confident he could beat Hong Jingtian so badly he wouldn’t recognize his own parents.
But for the other squad members, they were no match for the Primordial Squad.
“Everything’s ready. I’ve told everyone to protect their crotches and chests. We won’t let the Rebel Army hit us with their underhanded moves,” one member said.
“Alright, go back and rest,” Qin Long said.
“Yes, deputy captain.”
Lin Fan, eavesdropping by the window, was slightly taken aback. “Didn’t expect the Primordial Squad to be so well-prepared. Looks like I must succeed tonight, or the Rebel Army will really face disaster tomorrow.”
Qin Long, as the deputy captain of the Primordial Squad, didn’t take tomorrow’s battle seriously.
He saw it clearly: the Rebel Army’s rise was entirely due to that human, Lin Fan. Without Lin Fan, the Rebel Army was just a bunch of ants.
Tomorrow, the captain would fight Lin Fan, so the rest of the Rebel Army didn’t even warrant attention from the Primordial Squad.
Still, he had heard that the Rebel Army members were tricky, so to avoid unnecessary trouble, he had made sure everyone was prepared.
“Hehe, got some skills, huh? But to dare challenge my Rebel Army, you better be ready,” Lin Fan grinned cunningly, then flicked his finger. A faint, colorless, odorless mist seeped into the room.
This was a new mist Lin Fan had developed.
He had exchanged for so many medicinal herbs, making some underhanded pills was effortless.
Inside the room, Qin Long was deep in thought when suddenly he furrowed his brow and touched his stomach.
“Strange.”
Qin Long suddenly felt discomfort in his stomach, a pain slowly rising.
As time passed, the situation worsened.
Poot!
A fart sound echoed, and Qin Long’s face turned abruptly, alternating between green and red.
“Oh no, I need to go urgently.”
A Heaven-ranked expert would never normally have stomach pain; at this level of cultivation, their body had already transformed.
Unless they had taken some special pill to improve their physique, such situations wouldn’t occur.
Poot!
Poot!
Each step Qin Long took was accompanied by a thunderous fart.
“Good thing no one’s around, or I’d be completely embarrassed.” Looking around and seeing no one, Qin Long sighed in relief.
After some time.
Qin Long took a deep breath. The pain had completely disappeared, and he no longer farted while walking. But just as he returned to the room, his expression changed again.
“No way, it’s happening again?”
“This can’t be right. I haven’t taken any pills recently. Could it be my cultivation had a problem? No, I can’t hold it. I need to go urgently again.”
Back and forth several times, Qin Long was almost driven mad.
The room had become quite smelly from all his farts.
He couldn’t bring himself to tell anyone about this, sneaking around in secret, afraid of being discovered.
After all, he was the deputy captain. If the members found out their deputy captain still farted, it would be incredibly embarrassing.
Lin Fan, hiding in the shadows, pinched his nose and smiled at the corner of his mouth.
“Hehe, when the young master takes action, it’s extraordinary. Even a pill casually made has such power. Won’t this kill you guys?”
“From night till morning, hundreds of times, won’t this leave your legs weak? Even if your ass is made of steel, it’ll rust.”
Lin Fan stealthily left Qin Long’s house and moved toward other members’ rooms.
“Hmm hmm…”
At this moment, a discordant sound suddenly entered Lin Fan’s ears.
Lin Fan’s expression changed, and he fell silent.
“Brother Xiang, can we go a bit longer tonight?” A sweet female voice came.
“Furong, tomorrow we’re fighting the Rebel Army. We need to conserve our energy.”
“Brother Xiang, the Rebel Army is weak. No need to worry. You always finish quickly before. Tonight I’m in the mood, won’t you satisfy me?”
“This… this… we need to rest well.”
Brother Xiang looked a bit embarrassed. His short duration was innate. Even with high cultivation, he couldn’t change this. But as a man, how could he admit his inadequacy?
He had cleverly avoided it before, but this time, how could he let her see through him?
“Furong, I’m about to erupt. Let’s finish quickly. Tomorrow we’ll properly teach the Rebel Army a lesson. Next time, Brother Xiang will definitely satisfy you properly.” He made an excuse, feeling he was about to erupt soon. If he didn’t pretend to say something, he’d really be underestimated.
“Furong, can a man control that aspect himself?”
“Of course, Furong. When I want to erupt, I erupt. Right now, I’m going to erupt. Let me demonstrate for you. Count to five, and I’ll erupt for sure,” Brother Xiang said.
“Really? Then I’ll count,” the girl inside was clearly very curious.
…
“Ah, being short and quick is a big shame for a man. But luckily, he met the young master. It’s his good fortune. I naturally can’t let him lose face as a man. The young master will kindly help him out,” Lin Fan thought nothing of it and immediately let Da Fang enter the room, drifting into the man’s body.
“5.”
“Hey, Brother Xiang, nothing happened,” the girl counted to five but found her man hadn’t erupted.
“Uh.” Brother Xiang didn’t expect this either. Just now, he clearly felt it coming, so why didn’t it happen?
Suddenly, Brother Xiang felt a surge of power, as if he could fight for three hundred rounds. His heart trembled.
“Could it be my third development in that aspect?”
“Yes, it must be. Otherwise, it’s inexplicable.”
In an instant, Brother Xiang looked at the girl with deep affection. “Furong, thinking again, since you’re so in the mood tonight, how can Brother Xiang not satisfy you?”
“Ah, Brother Xiang…” This cry was filled with deep emotion, excitement, and happiness.
“Furong, here I come.”
…
Helping another couple with their unsatisfactory night life, Lin Fan felt a great sense of accomplishment. With Da Fang’s enhancement, these two wouldn’t be sleeping tonight.
Unconsciously, Lin Fan sighed, truly a helpful good man he was.
Then Lin Fan sneaked to another place, continuing to implement his grand plan.
This night was filled with discordant sounds.
Farting!
Joyful moans.
Like a beautiful melody, they intertwined together.
…
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