Rabbits are clearly much faster and more enduring than humans.
Shui Miao and Chen Bing chased for a while, sweating all over, but the rabbit had long disappeared.
Cursing under his breath, Chen Bing was unwilling to give up and wanted to go back to set traps with some clamps.
Shui Miao, however, just laughed heartily, considering it a good workout.
Back home, considering they might head to Zhonghai City anytime soon, Shui Miao packed his suitcase and told Chen Bing to do the same. Also, the main house was occupied by Grandpa, so both of them moved to the riverside grass hut pavilion. As the sun set, with nothing better to do, Shui Miao and Chen Bing began chatting about the future inside the pavilion.
“Bro, do you think, after being away for so long, they might not take us back at Zhonghai?”
“If they don’t, it’s no big deal. We can work somewhere else. We’re just waiters, not some precious profession. A healthy person won’t die from holding their pee, right?”
“But we won’t have money or a place to live, and honestly, I really don’t want to leave. Everyone there is so familiar, it feels like home.”
“Stop worrying pointlessly. You’re just a small employee; the manager probably doesn’t even care about you.”
“Hehe, that’s true, but Water Brother, don’t you really like Sister Tang?”
“We’re just friends. She likes rich second-generation guys. What are we? Just nobodies. Stop daydreaming like a hopeless nobody. By the way, tell me about Chenxiang. It’s really tough for her to earn money alone to support her family.”
“It’s all because of Chen Jianguo. He’s such a bad person with that male-chauvinist mindset. Honestly, I feel like punching him. How about we play a prank on him tonight?”
“Ah! It’s easier to change a country’s ruler than a person’s nature. Chen Jianguo is…”
Shui Miao didn’t know what to say. Come to think of it, punching him might actually be a good way to vent frustration.
Shui Miao’s eyes sparkled with an idea. “Alright, let’s go play a prank on him.”
“We can’t just go like this. We need to disguise ourselves,” Chen Bing quickly stopped Shui Miao and took out two plastic bags from his bag. “Bro, let’s each put one on…”
“Get out of here! Are you trying to make sure everyone knows you’re a thief?”
Shui Miao slapped the plastic bags away and left a small note for Grandpa on the table in the main house, saying they were going to play at Chen Bing’s house.
Then, under the cover of darkness, the two of them headed toward Chen Jianguo’s house.
In the village, people usually had nothing to do at night. They ate dinner early, then went to bed to watch some TV before sleeping.
So after dark, it was rare to see people wandering around on the streets.
Besides, it was summer now, with plenty of mosquitoes. Who would want to feed them when they had nothing better to do?
Shui Miao had never done anything like playing pranks at night before. As he actually embarked on this plan, his heart was pounding with a strange mix of nervousness and excitement.
Chen Jianguo had already eaten dinner before sunset and was now watching TV.
Shui Miao and Chen Bing sneaked up to the back window of Chen Jianguo’s house, peering inside through the glass. What they saw shocked them. Chen Jianguo and his wife were completely naked, hugging each other on the bed, their bare bodies creating a dizzying sight.
Seeing this, Shui Miao quickly pulled Chen Bing away.
Their faces turned red to the neck. As they walked along the main road, Chen Bing suddenly whispered, “Bro, do you think seeing that was bad luck?”
“If you don’t think about it, it’s fine.” Shui Miao frowned, feeling quite embarrassed.
Chen Bing swallowed hard, “How can I not think about it? I already saw it.”
“If you can’t stand it, you can just jerk off.” Shui Miao wasn’t as uncomfortable as Chen Bing, but still felt awkward.
Chen Bing became gloomy, “Jerk off? I need to imagine someone to do that, right?”
Shui Miao’s eyes lit up and he pointed toward a house about two hundred meters ahead on the left where the lights were on, “Go there. Widow Zhao must be taking a shower. She likes sneaking around with men. Go check her out.”
“No way! Looking at her might make me impotent. I’m not going.” Widow Zhao had a hippopotamus face, full of large pimples, and a voice like a man’s. Chen Bing had even been molested by her as a child, and because of this, she had always been his nightmare. “Actually, I thought of someone else. Follow me.”
The rabbit’s speed and stamina were clearly far superior to that of humans.
After chasing for a while, both Shui Miao and Chen Bing were drenched in sweat, but the rabbit had long disappeared from sight.
Chen Bing cursed under his breath, unwilling to give up, and insisted on going back to get traps to set up.
Shui Miao simply laughed heartily, treating it as a good workout.
After returning, considering they might leave for Zhonghai City at any time, Shui Miao packed his luggage and told Chen Bing to do the same. Additionally, since the main room was where their grandfather slept, both of them moved to the thatched pavilion by the river. As the sun set, with nothing else to do, Shui Miao and Chen Bing chatted about their future in the pavilion.
“Brother, it’s been so long. What if they don’t want us back when we return to work in Zhonghai City?”
“It doesn’t matter if they don’t. We can always find work elsewhere. We’re just waitstaff, not in some prestigious profession. A living person won’t be defeated by a full bladder!”
“But we have no money and nowhere to stay. Also, I really don’t want to leave that place. I’m so familiar with everyone there—it feels like home.”
“Stop worrying unnecessarily. You’re just a small employee—the manager won’t even care about you.”
“Haha, that’s true. But, Brother Shui, it seems like you really like Sister Xiao Tang, don’t you?”
“We’re just friends. She likes rich second-generation guys. What are we to her? Stop daydreaming like some hopeless loser. By the way, tell me about Chen Xiang. It can’t be easy for her to support her family all alone.”
“It’s all because of that rotten Chen Jianguo. His favoritism toward sons over daughters is just too much. Honestly, I feel like beating him up. How about we mess with him tonight?”
“Ah! It’s hard to change one’s nature. Chen Jianguo, this guy…”
Shui Miao didn’t know what to say. But honestly, beating him up did sound like a satisfying idea.
Shui Miao’s eyes lit up. “Let’s go teach him a lesson.”
“We can’t go like this. We need to disguise ourselves.” Chen Bing quickly stopped Shui Miao and pulled two plastic bags from his backpack. “Brother, let’s each put one on…”
“Get out of here! Do you want everyone to know we’re up to no good?”
Shui Miao swatted the plastic bags away and left a note for his grandfather on the main house table, saying they were going to Chen Bing’s place to play.
Then, under the cover of night, the two made their way toward Chen Jianguo’s house.
People in the village had little to do at night. They ate dinner early, watched some TV, and then went to bed.
So after dark, it was rare to see anyone wandering around.
Besides, it was summer, and the mosquitoes were relentless. Who would want to stay outside and feed them?
Shui Miao had never done anything like sneaking out at night to mess with someone. The thought of it now made him feel both nervous and excited.
At Chen Jianguo’s house, they had eaten dinner before sunset and were now watching TV.
Shui Miao and Chen Bing tiptoed to the back window of Chen Jianguo’s house and peeked through the glass. What they saw left them stunned: Chen Jianguo and his woman were completely naked, entangled on the bed with their buttocks in the air! The sight of all that pale flesh was dizzying.
Seeing this, Shui Miao quickly pulled Chen Bing away.
Both of them were blushing down to their necks. As they walked along the road, Chen Bing whispered, “Brother, don’t you think seeing something like that is bad luck?”
“Just don’t think about it, and it’ll be fine.” Shui Miao frowned, feeling extremely awkward.
Chen Bing swallowed hard. “How can I not think about it? I’ve already seen it!”
“If you can’t handle it, go jerk off.” Shui Miao wasn’t as affected as Chen Bing, just embarrassed.
Chen Bing sighed in frustration. “Jerk off? I need something to look at while doing it, don’t I?”
Shui Miao’s eyes darted around, and he pointed toward a house about two hundred meters away with its lights on. “Go over there. Widow Zhao is probably bathing. And she’s known for fooling around. Go take a look.”
“No way! Widow Zhao’s looks would make me impotent. I’m not going.” Widow Zhao had a face like a hippo, covered in pockmarks, and a voice like a man’s. Chen Bing had even had his privates flicked by her when he was a kid, which made her the stuff of his nightmares. “Wait, I know someone. Come with me.”
“Damn it! Can’t you just endure it? Don’t go down a bad path!”
Shui Miao shook off Chen Bing’s hand, feeling they had taken things too far.
But Chen Bing was too excited. He tossed out, “If you won’t go, I’ll go alone,” and dashed swiftly toward the east end of the village.
Shui Miao was speechless. Worried something might happen to Chen Bing, he quickly chased after him.
Er Daizi’s House
Er Daizi’s young wife was only twenty-three and was bathing in her room at that moment.
Chen Bing scurried to her window and, through a gap in the curtains, caught a glimpse of her seductive body—fair and tender, with all the right curves in all the right places. The dark patch between her legs drove Chen Bing wild with desire. Swallowing hard, he pulled down his pants and began shamelessly stroking himself.
Shui Miao caught up and, seeing what Chen Bing was doing, pinched him hard, urging him to hurry.
Unable to resist his own curiosity, Shui Miao stole a couple of glances. To his surprise, he felt a reaction down below.
Initially, Shui Miao just wanted Chen Bing to finish quickly so they could leave.
But then, the young wife reached down between her legs and began moving her hand rhythmically!
“Oh damn!”
“Er Daizi must be impotent!”
“Such a beauty wasted on a pig. I can’t take it, I can’t take it…”
Watching the wife’s ecstatic expression, Chen Bing couldn’t hold back any longer. With a thrust of his hips, he released everything.
At that moment, the young wife let out a soft moan!
Just as Shui Miao was about to pull Chen Bing away, Er Daizi, completely naked, pushed the door open and entered the room. The young wife quickly stopped what she was doing and complained, “Why are you coming in now? Let me finish bathing first.”
Er Daizi replied irritably, “You have the nerve to say that? You’ve been bathing for almost an hour. You always take so long and make the room so hot. Really…”
Fuming, Er Daizi marched to the window, yanked the curtains open, and pushed the window wide.
Then, he turned around, grabbed the showerhead, and began rinsing himself.
Shui Miao thought, “Chen Bing, you should leave now. You’ve already finished. What are you still doing here?”
But with the window open, Chen Bing could see everything clearly and vividly, making him even more reluctant to leave.
The young wife seemed perpetually unsatisfied. Biting her lip, she deliberately turned her back to Er Daizi and said softly, “Darling, scrub my back for me.”
“Okay…”
Er Daizi, obliging as ever, immediately turned to scrub her back.
The young wife intentionally raised her hips, bumping them against Er Daizi’s lower body again and again… No matter how slow Er Daizi was, after a few bumps, he understood. His member stiffened with rage, and he grabbed her waist. With a wet sound, he thrust into her…
“Ah!”
The young wife couldn’t suppress a moan.
Chen Bing went crazy with desire. He hardened again and resumed stroking himself.
But after just ten seconds, Er Daizi went limp and collapsed onto the young wife’s back, motionless!
Chen Bing was utterly disappointed…
Suddenly, the young wife turned her head and spotted Chen Bing outside the window. She covered her mouth in shock, but when she saw the enormous, angry “little monk” below Chen Bing’s waist, her face flushed bright red. Instead of screaming, she gave him a seductive smile…
“Ah!”
Chen Bing’s mind raced, heat surged to his brain, and he couldn’t hold back—he lost control once again!
Shui Miao shook off Chen Bing’s hand, feeling like they had gone too far.
Chen Bing was in high spirits and, muttering “If you won’t go, I’ll go by myself,” ran quickly toward the east end of the village.
Shui Miao was speechless, worried that Chen Bing might get into trouble, so he chased after him.
At Er Dazi’s house
Er Dazi’s young wife, only twenty-three years old, was bathing inside the house.
Chen Bing ran like a shot to her window, peeking through the gap in the curtain and seeing Er Dazi’s young wife’s sexy naked body. It was truly snow-white and tender, with all the right curves in all the right places. The dark patch between her legs made Chen Bing unable to stop himself. He swallowed hard, took off his pants, and began shamelessly stroking his small monk.
Shui Miao caught up and seeing Chen Bing like this, pinched him hard, urging him to hurry up.
Out of curiosity, Shui Miao also took a quick peek. However, once he looked, his lower body immediately reacted.
Shui Miao originally thought Chen Bing would finish quickly and leave.
But unexpectedly, the young wife put her hand under herself and started moving it back and forth!
“Oh damn!”
“Must be Er Dazi is impotent!”
“Such a good cabbage being eaten by a pig. I can’t take it, I can’t take it anymore…”
Seeing the young wife’s expression of ecstasy, Chen Bing couldn’t hold it any longer, his waist stiffened, and he shot his load.
At that moment, the young wife also let out a moan!
Just as Shui Miao was about to pull Chen Bing away, Er Dazi, completely naked, opened the door and walked into the room. The young wife quickly stopped her actions and complained, “Why are you coming in now? Wait until I finish washing to take your shower.”
Er Dazi’s tone was unpleasant, “You dare to say that? You’ve been washing for almost an hour. You always take so long and make the room so hot. It’s really…”
Er Dazi angrily went to the window, pulled the curtain open, and pushed the window open.
Turning around, he grabbed the shower head and started rinsing himself.
Shui Miao thought, Chen Bing, you should leave now, right? You already came, what are you still doing here?
But Chen Bing, now able to see clearly because the window was open, really didn’t want to leave.
The young wife seemed to have always been unsatisfied, she licked her lips and deliberately turned her back to Er Dazi, gently saying, “Dazi, help me scrub my back.”
“Oh…”
Er Dazi was easygoing and immediately turned around to scrub the young wife’s back.
The young wife deliberately raised her butt and kept bumping it against Er Dazi’s lower body… Even though Er Dazi was a bit slow, after a few bumps, he understood. Immediately, his thing angrily stood up. He hugged the young wife’s waist, and with a “puchi” sound, he pushed in…
“Ahh!”
The young wife couldn’t help but moan.
Chen Bing was instantly driven mad. He got hard again and started stroking himself again.
But after just about ten seconds, Er Dazi’s thing went limp and he lay passively on the young wife’s back without moving.
Chen Bing felt disappointed…
Suddenly, the young wife turned her head and saw Chen Bing outside the window. She quickly covered her mouth, but when she saw Chen Bing’s huge, erect small monk below, her face turned red “swish” and she didn’t scream. Instead, she gave Chen Bing a seductive smile…
“Ahh!”
Chen Bing’s mind was in turmoil, his head heated up, and he couldn’t help it—he lost control again!
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