The atmosphere was charged with intense passion, a mighty momentum sweeping across the entire Guardian Realm, with roaring shouts shaking the very foundation of the land.
Some beings, upon hearing these deafening roars, were unsure what had happened. Such a scene was extremely rare within the Guardian Realm.
“Kick his balls off!”
All eyes focused sharply, turning toward the crippled Thunder King.
Their gazes, like piercing beams of light, converged into a terrifying aura. The Thunder King felt this overwhelming pressure and involuntarily shuddered. For a ruler who had long commanded fear and respect across the realm, this was the first time he had ever felt such terror.
“To join our Rebel Army, you must show courage! Standing before you is the Thunder King himself. Though your strength may not rival his, not a single one among us fears death. Even if, in the future, you are captured by the Ancient Clans, you can proudly shout that you once kicked the balls of your king!”
Lin Fan raised his arm and shouted, his voice echoing through the crowd.
Lin Fan was extremely satisfied with the current situation. This was exactly the passion and atmosphere he had hoped for.
“The Thunder King’s eyes are terrifying!”
“Are we really going to kick the Thunder King’s balls?”
“What are you afraid of? What can the Thunder King do now? We are members of the Rebel Army now! Our army stands for freedom, truth, goodness, and beauty. What can the Ancient Clans do to us? I’ll be the first to kick!”
“That’s right! The Rebel Army is the strongest, destined to overthrow the Ancient Clans!”
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“I am the Thunder King of the Ancients! How dare you treat me like this, you insignificant vermin!” the Thunder King roared furiously, refusing to believe that these lowly beings would dare provoke him.
Seeing the Thunder King’s ferocious expression, the crowd instinctively felt a chill of fear.
“Thunder King, you’re already subdued by our army captain. How dare you still act so defiantly? I, Zhao Xiaomao, will be the first to kick your balls to pieces!” A man stepped forward from the crowd.
Zhao Xiaomao was at the fourth stage of Divine Ascension cultivation. His burning eyes gazed at Lin Fan with deep admiration. He was the first to join the Rebel Army, and to him, this army represented justice and a sacred mission.
Especially after Lin Fan’s passionate speech, Zhao Xiaomao felt an even greater sense of duty upon his shoulders.
“You’re Zhao Xiaomao?” Lin Fan was delighted to see someone step forward and pointed at him, asking.
“Captain, I am Zhao Xiaomao!” Zhao Xiaomao stood straight and looked at Lin Fan.
“Good. You shall be the first. Set a good example for your comrades,” Lin Fan said.
“Yes, sir!” Zhao Xiaomao took a deep breath, walked up to the Thunder King, and locked eyes with him. Gathering his courage, he roared, “Thunder King, I, Zhao Xiaomao, am not afraid of you!”
“You dare!” The Thunder King bellowed furiously. If his powers had not been sealed, he would have torn this insolent being into shreds.
“Why wouldn’t I dare? I will kick!”
Without hesitation, Zhao Xiaomao lifted his leg and kicked straight at the Thunder King’s crotch.
“He really did it!”
“Zhao Xiaomao is so bold! This is the Thunder King we’re talking about!”
“Won’t he be killed in retaliation by the Thunder King?”
Bang!
A loud, shocking sound echoed through the air.
Aaaaah!
A heart-wrenching scream followed.
Zhao Xiaomao might not have mastered the Supreme Secret Art: Destruction Kick, but at this moment, the Thunder King’s powers were gone. Though his physical body remained strong, Lin Fan had completely suppressed him. The Thunder King now was utterly helpless.
“Hahaha!” Feeling his foot make contact with the forbidden area and hearing the Thunder King’s agonizing scream, Zhao Xiaomao’s heart swelled with pride.
Clutching his fist, in that moment, Zhao Xiaomao felt as if the entire world was under his gaze.
“I kicked the Thunder King’s balls! I, Zhao Xiaomao, fear nothing!” he shouted, his face flushed with excitement.
“Brave indeed!”
“Who is this Zhao Xiaomao? How dare he be the first to kick the Thunder King’s balls?”
The crowd looked upon Zhao Xiaomao with admiration, clapping wildly. Even many female beings felt a spark of affection toward him.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaomao felt like crying. In the Guardian Realm, he had lived a life of neglect. He had accidentally wandered into this place, and due to his low cultivation, he had never been taken seriously. He couldn’t even find a partner.
But now, he felt the crowd’s attention and the shining eyes of the young women. In this moment, Zhao Xiaomao felt like he had finally found his path in life.
He turned his head toward the tall, majestic figure standing high above.
It was this man who had restored his sense of self.
In an instant, Zhao Xiaomao’s admiration for Lin Fan soared beyond the sky, and he became Lin Fan’s most devoted fan.
“I, Zhao Xiaomao, voluntarily join the Rebel Army. I will defend its honor with my life, love it, support it, and strive to improve my cultivation to become a pillar of strength.”
“Fear not! The Thunder King is nothing but a paper tiger. We must defeat this paper tiger and fight for our freedom!”
Zhao Xiaomao shouted, stepping forward to Lin Fan first.
“Captain, Rebel Army member Zhao Xiaomao reporting for duty.”
“Good job,” Lin Fan nodded approvingly, then handed Zhao Xiaomao a badge personally.
At that moment Zhao Xiaomao received the badge, he felt as if his soul had been elevated.
Lin Fan watched Zhao Xiaomao leave, then turned to Buddha quietly and said, “This young man is impressive. He deserves special cultivation.”
Buddha nodded silently, a faint smile appearing at the corner of his lips.
Inspired by Zhao Xiaomao’s boldness, the crowd was no longer afraid. Especially when they saw the captain personally awarding the badge, their sense of honor soared.
“Don’t push me! I’ll be the second one!”
“I’m the second!”
“Then I’ll be third! I must kick the Thunder King’s balls off!”
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“They’re crazy! These guys are completely insane!” Other squad members watching the scene were shocked beyond belief.
Even Lin Fan himself found it somewhat unbelievable. These newly recruited members had such a high level of ideological commitment.
Could it be the effect of the “system”? Once they joined the Rebel Army and their loyalty increased, they became completely devoted?
The Thunder King, watching the madness unfold before him, turned pale with fear.
Bang!
Bang!
Kick after kick landed mercilessly on the Thunder King’s crotch, as if they were free.
Wave after wave of unbearable pain brought the Thunder King to the brink of madness.
“You damn beasts! I will kill you all!” the Thunder King roared, his eyes bloodshot.
“Thunder King, in the face of our Rebel Army’s absolute justice, you still dare to speak so arrogantly? Everyone, kick him to death!” a rebel soldier roared, launching another round of the brutal crotch-kicking.
Lin Fan and Buddha watched the scene unfold, blinking in disbelief.
“Master, this is too cruel,” Buddha said, feeling a twinge of pain in his own groin just watching.
The Thunder King’s testicles were practically swollen and bruised.
“It’s hard to quell the anger of the masses. Who asked you to be so arrogant, Thunder King?” Lin Fan sighed helplessly.
“I want prisoner’s rights! I want prisoner’s rights!”
In an instant, the Thunder King could no longer endure and began to beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, his pleas were drowned out by the roaring voices of the Rebel Army members.
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