Lin Fan’s current choice was simple: ahead lay a huge sum of money, but guarding it were two soldiers armed with advanced weapons.
If he charged in head-on, it would surely mean death—turning him into ashes.
Yet the situation was this: eliminating these two soldiers would be effortless for him. The real issue was considering the consequences after looting the treasure.
As Lin Fan pondered for the twentieth minute, a brilliant light suddenly shone in his eyes.
Screw it.
Just do it first. At worst, he could run back to the Holy Demon Sect and hide. Life should be lived freely and boldly. He might never stoop to bullying the weak, but toppling the mighty from below—that was the true mark of a real man.
As a role model for others, he had to set an example.
No more talking. Let’s do this.
At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn’t seize this tempting opportunity, would that still be in line with his style?
“Hehe…”
With an evil chuckle, Lin Fan slipped into the crowd.
The Yan Emperor and Empress would only stay at the Tianfu Academy for a day. However, around noon, they would rest briefly in a prepared room. Therefore, the best place for Lin Fan to act would naturally be there.
…
At noon.
Lin Fan, already waiting in the luxurious room for some time, felt his heart pounding with excitement. This operation was just too crazy, too thrilling.
Even when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian back in the Sunset Forest, it hadn’t been this exciting.
“The Yan Emperor and Empress have arrived.”
At this announcement from outside, Lin Fan was startled and immediately activated his invisibility. He stood motionless behind a chair, now left only to wait like a farmer hoping for a rabbit to run into his trap.
Creak…
The elegant wooden door of the room was pushed open, and the Yan Emperor and Empress stepped inside.
Seeing the two, Lin Fan felt a bit nervous.
After all, they had long held supreme positions, exuding a natural aura of authority.
“Your Majesty, let this humble servant assist you in resting.”
“Come here, my dear.” The Yan Emperor, no longer displaying his usual domineering demeanor, revealed a slightly lecherous smile. He sat down on the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned affectionately to the beautiful Empress.
“Your Majesty, not here. We’re in public.”
“Don’t worry. I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare come in…”
Behind the chair, Lin Fan observed their behavior with slight disgust.
So all that solemnity and dignity outside was just pretense? As soon as they entered the room, they had shed their masks and transformed like wolves in sheep’s clothing.
“Your Majesty, the students from Tianfu Academy nowadays are much better than before. Could it be that you’re heavily supporting Tianfu Academy to build up your own power base?” The Empress, clinging affectionately to the Yan Emperor’s broad chest, gently caressed his neck with her delicate fingers.
“With sects dominating the world and the royal family being subordinate, this humiliation is intolerable for any royal house,” the Yan Emperor, clearly enjoying himself, let his wicked hands roam over the Empress’s delicate curves.
From behind, Lin Fan couldn’t even see a hint of cleavage. Without cleavage, there’s no fire—how had this girl even become Empress?
As Lin Fan prepared to act, he suddenly became interested in their conversation, eager to hear what else they might reveal.
“Your Majesty, my sect is willing to assist you in rebuilding your great cause. The Holy Demon Sect is currently plagued by internal and external troubles. Breaking free from subordination is only a matter of time,” the Empress said, her eyes flashing with a sharp glint.
“My dear Empress, we’ve been married for many years, and I understand these matters well. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the Savage Wastes—something every sect in the world desires. The day when the heavens will change may not be far off.”
“Your Majesty, now that I belong to you completely, I naturally stand by your side. The Holy Demon Ancestor may have obtained the divine blood, but he alone cannot digest it. However, the Holy Demon Sect has a thousand-year legacy and formidable strength. Right now, all the sects of the Demon Path are preparing. Once the time is right, even the mighty Holy Demon Sect will crumble into dust. At that time, Your Majesty can…”
…
Behind them, Lin Fan listened with growing unease. It seemed like someone was plotting to destroy the Holy Demon Sect.
The Savage Wastes, divine blood—what were these things?
Although Lin Fan was merely an outer sect disciple in the Holy Demon Sect, he still held deep feelings for it.
And now the Great Yan Empire, a vassal of the Holy Demon Sect, had the audacity to betray. It was utterly despicable in Lin Fan’s eyes.
The Holy Demon Sect had always treated its vassal empires kindly—no coercion, no power grabs, and even generous annual gifts.
Listening to their conversation, it seemed that spies had already infiltrated the Holy Demon Sect.
“Damn it,” Lin Fan muttered in disdain while invisible, then without hesitation pulled out a brick and knocked both of them unconscious.
“Hehe, you two little bastards dare to plot against my sect? You really don’t know how to die. Today, I’ll show you what’s what,” Lin Fan angrily kicked them both in the face.
However, Lin Fan knew their cultivation levels were high, so his kicks were practically useless.
So he immediately began his looting operation.
Lin Fan removed the storage rings from both the Yan Emperor and Empress and tossed them into his backpack.
He patted their clothes but found nothing valuable—just ordinary garments. At their level, treasures were already integrated into their bodies, refined into life-bound weapons.
But this mission was already worthwhile for Lin Fan. These two storage rings were the greatest treasures.
Originally, Lin Fan had planned to escape after looting, but now he felt he must teach them a lesson.
He lifted the unconscious Yan Emperor and Empress and slapped them a few more times on the forehead.
Although they were still unconscious, Lin Fan just couldn’t stand them and wanted to teach them a lesson with a few extra slaps.
“Hehe…” Lin Fan sneered, then his gaze fell on the Yan Emperor’s crotch. Curiosity sparked, he pulled open the Emperor’s pants for a peek, then immediately shot him a look of disdain.
Peanut size, so small.
Well then, let the grandpa help you out.
“Reverse the Heavens and Earth!”
This was an advanced version of the “Monkey Steals Peach” technique, which Lin Fan rarely used because it violated the natural order. But at this moment, he didn’t care—he wanted to cripple the Emperor.
“Ding! Congratulations, ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ gained +100,000 experience!”
Upon hearing this notification, Lin Fan was delighted. Gaining a hundred thousand experience points was almost unbelievable.
But considering the Yan Emperor’s cultivation level—Minor Heaven Stage, 7th Order—it made sense.
After using “Reverse the Heavens and Earth,” Lin Fan once again pulled open the Emperor’s pants and saw that his tiny “peanut” was shrinking rapidly, as if it were about to vanish.
Trying to escape? Not on my watch.
“Reverse the Heavens and Earth!”
“Ding! Congratulations, ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ gained +100,000 experience!”
The previously shrinking “peanut” seemed to receive nourishment and began to reappear.
But just as it was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan struck again with “Reverse the Heavens and Earth,” forcing it to retreat once more.
…
“Ding! Congratulations, ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ has leveled up!”
“Ding! ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ Level 2, Experience (0/2,000,000).”
“Special Effect: ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ transforms yin and yang, creating the rare Yin-Yang Abomination Body. Reversing again restores the original state.”
Just as Lin Fan was enjoying the technique, he saw the special effect description and was startled.
Why did the description of “Reverse the Heavens and Earth” appear now instead of at the beginning?
And it could create the rare Yin-Yang Abomination Body—this… this…
Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his more than twenty subordinates.
Could it be that he had transformed all of them into Yin-Yang Abomination Bodies that day?
Holy crap! Wasn’t that just a sex change operation? Why was it described so mysteriously in the Xuanhuang World?
But no matter. Capture them first. Later, when you awaken, you’ll carry a bulky male organ, restoring your masculine glory.
Of course, there’s no need to thank me. It’s just my duty.
Haha…
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