The immortal generals of Kunlun are directly descended from the Queen Mother herself; when have they ever feared anyone? Before Qiao San had even finished speaking, one heavenly general had already soared forward atop a cloud, his roar shaking heaven and earth: “Hey! I am the vanguard warrior of Kunlun, the God of Six Ding; what lowly demon dares to act recklessly on the sacred mountain of the Queen Mother?”
With his massive twin hammers raised wide, the God of Six Ding awaited Qiao San’s introduction before unleashing a thunderous strike.
There are rules in the army, and methods in battle. The God of Six Ding radiated impressive might, but unfortunately, he faced a rogue demon who knew nothing of decorum.
Qiao San cackled wildly, leaping from his undying bird and charging forward without warning, “Ha! Ha! Fuzzy god, defeat me first, and I’ll tell you who I am!”
In martial contests, seizing the initiative is crucial. Before the God of Six Ding could swing his hammers, the rogue’s foot had already slammed into his face.
“Ahhh!” The scream echoed as the God of Six Ding crashed to the ground like a stone. After a long while, he climbed out of the crater he had made and looked up in shock to see the demon playing with his twin hammers.
“Hehe, fun!” Qiao San joyfully tossed the three-thousand-jin hammers into the air one after another, playing with them like a child with toys.
“Roar!” The God of Six Ding was furious, his nostrils flaring as he bellowed, “Shameless demon, return my weapons!”
“Fine, I’ll return them, no need to shout! So impolite!” True to his nature, the rogue complied. He stepped aside just as the falling hammers came down, and even gave them a helpful kick to make them fly faster and strike harder.
“Ahhh!” This time the scream pierced the heavens. The twin hammers returned to the God of Six Ding’s hands, but with such force that they drove him deep into the earth. Divine blood, like any other, stained the ground red.
“Ha! Ha! Idiot, can’t even catch your own weapons!”
Qiao San’s ghostly cloud transformed beneath his feet, supporting him like a stool. The rogue, now lounging with one leg crossed over the other, taunted the lofty immortal with his signature insolence.
“Damn it! You station a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers here for just a small mountain like Kunlun, yet when disasters plague the mortal world, not even a fart escapes your divine presence!”
The rogue’s curses grew louder, his twisted logic spilling forth. His blood sigil flared, his killing intent surged, and the previously laughing Saint of Defiance launched into the air, a deadly light streaking toward the God of Six Ding.
“Demon scum, dare not be reckless!” From the formation of heavenly soldiers, a golden light shot into the sky. Before the figure arrived, a massive axe flew through the air, blocking Qiao San’s descent just in time.
An expert—a true master—had finally appeared!
The war drums of Kunlun thundered into the heavens, and the roars of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers shook the earth. On the demon side, the female魅 gave the command, and a hundred thousand demon soldiers cheered for the Saint of Defiance.
In an instant, both armies roared in response, and four hundred thousand eyes were fixed on the single pair locked in confrontation—immortal and demon.
In a three-army battle, momentum is key; the outcome of the generals directly affects the morale of the troops. With both sides evenly matched, the fate of the battle now rested on the shoulders of these two commanding generals.
Qiao San focused his gaze and saw the heavenly general was a towering figure, with bulging eyes and a tiger-shaped armor. He wielded an eight-foot axe and rode atop a blue lion—none other than Lu Wu, the true ruler of Kunlun and chief of all mountain gods.
Lu Wu raised his divine weapon, his voice booming with authority: “Demon brat, I am Lu Wu, do not be reckless! State your name!”
“Ha! Ha!” Facing yet another god spouting the same old lines, the rogue couldn’t help but laugh aloud. Without a word, he swung his sword and attacked.
That’s just how the rogue was—screw the rules, strike first and ask questions later. Strike first, win first; hesitate, and you’re doomed.
“Clang—”
The metallic clash rang clear even over the deafening drums, but Lu Wu was no Six Ding God. The rogue’s plan didn’t work this time.
Of course, Lu Wu was no ordinary opponent—he had the Queen Mother’s trust for a reason. He leapt into the sky on a cloud, and his mount, the blue lion, roared fiercely, its mouth opening wide—nearly a full zhang across—as it lunged toward Qiao San.
A crimson blur shot forward—Qiao San’s immortal phoenix blocked the lion, unleashing divine flames. The two divine beasts clashed in a fiery duel.
In an instant, gods and demons fought, beasts and birds clashed, turning heaven and earth into a storm of sand and darkness.
The two fought fiercely, and in no time at all, half a day had passed. Lu Wu’s axe shimmered and split into two. The left axe blocked the Qiankun sword, while the right arced straight toward Qiao San’s exposed chest.
Faced with such a fierce attack, Qiao San did not retreat—he charged forward recklessly toward Lu Wu’s axe.
“Boom—”
The axe struck Qiao San, but instead of a scream of pain, Lu Wu saw a cruel grin spread across the rogue’s face.
“Not good!” The ominous feeling had barely surfaced when the rogue’s foot slammed hard into Lu Wu’s abdomen.
“Hehe…!” Protected by the Supreme Yellow Heaven Armor, the rogue had seized the advantage and naturally pressed his luck. His sword spun and followed the axe handle straight toward Lu Wu.
Lu Wu roared, his shoulders shook, and in an instant, he transformed into a three-headed, six-armed titan. His six weapons easily shattered Qiao San’s attack, forcing the rogue to dodge and weave desperately.
“Hehe, that move is fun!” Even as his mocking laughter echoed through the air, the rogue began to change as well. But he didn’t want to become a grotesque monster. With a shake of his body, three identical Qiao Sans appeared out of thin air.
These were no ordinary clones—they were the legendary “Body Beyond Body” technique. Each clone possessed the full power of the original, and though they could only last an hour, it was more than enough to defeat Lu Wu’s three-headed form!
The first Qiao San transformed into a green-faced, fanged ghost, unyielding even as blades pierced his body, using the《Ghost Sutra》to lock half of Lu Wu’s form in a death grip. The second Qiao San became a net in the same instant, using the power of《Earth Treatise》to entangle the other half of Lu Wu.
“Boom—”
Lu Wu was stunned. His divine weapons whirled, desperately turning the two attackers into smoke, but he was powerless to stop the third Qiao San charging head-on.
This third clone struck like a blade, and upon impact with Lu Wu’s chest, exploded into a dazzling burst of fireworks, scattering into the wind.
“Ahhh!” No one could withstand such a ruthless, self-destructive move. At the same time, the blue lion had been burned to a crisp by the immortal phoenix. Both god and beast were utterly defeated and forced to retreat.
“Ugh!” As the three clones shattered, Qiao San’s arms exploded, and moments later, a gaping wound tore open across his chest. This move had cost him dearly—hurting the enemy eight hundred, but himself a thousand. Across the heavens and earth, in all three realms, only he could be so recklessly “stupid”!
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