It was late at night, yet the night view of the Guardian Land remained as beautiful as ever.
“Brothers, cheers…”
“I’m not drunk at all. Let’s have another round.”
The night was deep, and the scenery of the Guardian’s Land remained as beautiful as ever.
“Brothers, cheers…”
“I’m not drunk yet, let’s have another round.”
“Today was amazing, I’m so full now. I never thought I’d live to taste the meat of the Sea Nether Water Dragon.”
“Everyone had a great time today, go back and rest well. Tomorrow, we’ll face the Primordial Squad, and we’ll show them the might of our Rebel Army.”
“That’s right, what’s the Primordial Squad? In front of our Rebel Army, they’re just a bunch of weaklings.”
“You’re drunk, definitely drunk. You were worried earlier, haha…”
Buddha Master looked at these lively members and smiled. However, tonight, Buddha Master had broken several precepts.
Drinking, swearing, chatting with girls about life—he had broken all the rules he was supposed to follow.
But for Buddha Master, as long as Buddha remained in his heart, the rest didn’t matter much.
“Hey, where did the benefactor go? Did anyone see where the captain went?” Buddha Master came out of Lin Fan’s room and asked with some confusion.
The members of the Rebel Army, their faces flushed from drinking, all shook their heads, “No idea, we haven’t seen the captain.”
“Yeah, no one knows where the captain went.”
“That’s really strange,” Buddha Master scratched his bald head, wondering where the benefactor had gone.
He wanted to discuss tomorrow’s situation with him, but now he couldn’t find him.
…
At that moment, in a distant camp.
A figure, though in stealth mode, still moved furtively.
“With the current strength of the Primordial Squad, if we don’t use some tricks, the Rebel Army will surely be wiped out tomorrow.” Lin Fan had infiltrated deep into the enemy’s rear camp, sacrificing a lot for victory.
At this moment, Lin Fan was sneaking around outside a room.
For this operation, Lin Fan didn’t plan to alert Hong Jingtian. Tomorrow’s battle would surely be between him and Hong Jingtian. Even without the North Star Blood Explosion Fist, Lin Fan was confident he could beat Hong Jingtian to a pulp.
However, for the other squad members, they naturally couldn’t match up to the Primordial Squad.
“Everything is ready. I’ve made sure everyone has their crotch and chest protected. There’s no way the Rebel Army’s sneaky moves will hit us,” one member said.
“Good, go back and rest,” Qin Long said.
“Yes, Vice Captain.”
Lin Fan, who had been eavesdropping outside the window, was slightly taken aback. “So the Primordial Squad is already prepared. Looks like I have to succeed tonight, or else the Rebel Army will really be in trouble tomorrow.”
Qin Long, as the vice captain of the Primordial Squad, wasn’t too concerned about tomorrow’s battle.
He saw it clearly—the Rebel Army’s rise was all because of that human, Lin Fan. Without Lin Fan, the Rebel Army would just be a bunch of ants.
Tomorrow, the captain would face Lin Fan, so the others weren’t even on the Primordial Squad’s radar.
But he had also heard that the Rebel Army members were sneaky, so to avoid unnecessary trouble, he had made sure all members were prepared.
“Heh, not bad. But if you dare to fight my Rebel Army, you better be ready,” Lin Fan smirked cunningly, then flicked his finger, releasing a colorless, odorless mist into the room.
This was Lin Fan’s latest concoction.
With all the spirit herbs he had exchanged, crafting some sneaky pills was a piece of cake.
Qin Long was deep in thought inside the room when suddenly, he frowned and touched his stomach.
“Huh, that’s strange.”
Qin Long suddenly felt a discomfort in his stomach, a pain slowly rising.
As time passed, the situation grew worse.
Pfft!
A fart escaped, and Qin Long’s face changed abruptly, turning green and red.
“Oh no, I need to go.”
Divine Heaven Realm experts never had stomachaches because, at this level of cultivation, their bodies had already undergone transformation.
Unless they had taken some divine pills to improve their physique, this wouldn’t happen normally.
Pfft!
Pfft!
With every step Qin Long took, a thunderous fart followed.
“Good thing no one’s around, or this would be so embarrassing,” Qin Long looked around, relieved to find no one.
After a while.
Qin Long took a deep breath. The pain had completely disappeared, and he no longer farted with every step. But as soon as he returned to the room, his face changed again.
“No way, it’s happening again.”
“Impossible, I haven’t taken any pills recently. Could it be a cultivation mishap? No, I can’t hold it, I need to go again.”
After several rounds, Qin Long was nearly at his breaking point.
The room was also starting to smell from all the farts.
This was something Qin Long couldn’t tell anyone about. He had to sneak around, afraid of being discovered.
After all, he was the vice captain. If the members found out that the vice captain farted, it would be so embarrassing.
Lin Fan, hiding in the shadows, covered his nose and smiled.
“Heh, my moves are extraordinary. Just casually crafted pills have such power. This will surely mess you up.”
“Farting all night, and then diarrhea hundreds of times, even if your butt is made of steel, it’ll rust.”
Lin Fan sneaked away from Qin Long’s room and headed towards other members’ rooms.
“Ah, ah…”
At that moment, an awkward sound suddenly reached Lin Fan’s ears.
Lin Fan was startled but remained silent.
“Brother Xiang, can you last longer tonight?” a sweet female voice asked.
“Fu’er, tomorrow we have to fight the Rebel Army. We need to rest well.”
“Brother Xiang, the Rebel Army is weak, no need to worry. You always finish so quickly. Tonight, I’m in the mood, can you satisfy me?”
“This… this, we need to rest well.”
Brother Xiang looked awkward. His short duration was innate, and even with high cultivation, he couldn’t change that. But as a man, how could he admit to being inadequate?
He had always used his wit to avoid this, but this time, he couldn’t let it be exposed.
“Fu’er, I’m about to finish. Let’s end early, and tomorrow we’ll teach the Rebel Army a lesson. Next time, Brother Xiang will definitely satisfy you,” Brother Xiang made an excuse because he felt he was about to finish. If he didn’t say something, he’d be looked down upon.
“Brother Xiang, can men really control that?”
“Fu’er, of course. I can finish whenever I want. Right now, I want to finish, so I will. Brother Xiang will show you. Count to five, and I’ll finish,” Brother Xiang said.
“Ah, really? Then I’ll count,” the girl inside was clearly curious.
…
“Ah, being short and inadequate is a big stain on a man’s life. But luckily, you met me. Consider yourself lucky. I can’t let you lose face as a man. I’ll kindly help you,” Lin Fan didn’t think much and let the Big Brother pill seep into the room, drifting into the man’s body.
“5.”
“Huh, Brother Xiang, nothing happened,” the girl counted to five, but her man hadn’t finished.
“Uh,” Brother Xiang was also surprised. He had felt it earlier, so why didn’t it happen?
Suddenly, Brother Xiang felt a surge of power, as if he could go for three hundred rounds. His heart trembled.
“Could it be that I’m having a third growth spurt down there?”
“Yes, that must be it. Otherwise, it doesn’t make sense.”
In an instant, Brother Xiang looked deeply at the girl, “Fu’er, I thought about it again. Tonight, you’re so in the mood, how could Brother Xiang not satisfy you?”
“Ah, Brother Xiang…” her voice was filled with affection, excitement, and happiness.
“Fu’er, I’m coming.”
…
Having helped another couple with their unsatisfying nightlife, Lin Fan felt a sense of accomplishment. With the Big Brother pill’s enhancement, the couple wouldn’t sleep tonight.
Lin Fan couldn’t help but sigh, truly, he was a good man who loved to help others.
Then Lin Fan sneaked into other places, continuing his grand plan.
This night was filled with discordant sounds.
Farts!
Joyful moans.
Like a beautiful symphony, they intertwined.
…
“Everyone’s had a great time today. Go back and rest well now. Tomorrow we’re going to fight the Primordial Squad. We need to show them how powerful our Rebel Army is.”
“That’s right. What Primordial Squad? Before our Rebel Army, they’re just weaklings with shaky legs.”
“You’re drunk, definitely drunk. Earlier you were still worried, hahaha…”
The Venerable Sakyamuni looked at the enthusiastic members and smiled as well. However, for the Venerable Sakyamuni, tonight marked a continuous breaking of his vows.
Drinking alcohol, swearing, chatting with girls about life—every vow he should have kept was broken.
But for Venerable Sakyamuni, as long as the Buddha remained in his heart, other matters were of little concern.
“Hey, where did the benefactor go? Has anyone seen where the captain went?” Venerable Sakyamuni came out from Lin Fan’s house, asking with some confusion.
The members of the Rebel Army, all flushed from drinking, shook their heads. “We don’t know. We haven’t seen the captain at all.”
“Yeah, no one knows where the captain went.”
“That’s strange indeed.” Sakyamuni scratched his bald head, puzzled. Where had that benefactor gone?
He had wanted to discuss tomorrow’s plans with Lin Fan, but now he couldn’t find him.
…
At this moment, in a distant camp.
A shadow had entered stealth mode, but still moved suspiciously.
“With the current strength of the Primordial Squad, if I don’t pull off some tricks, the Rebel Army will definitely be wiped out tomorrow,” Lin Fan muttered to himself. He had sacrificed so much already to ensure victory.
At this moment, Lin Fan stealthily paused outside a small house.
This mission, Lin Fan had no intention of alerting Hong Jingtian. Tomorrow’s battle would definitely be a duel between himself and Hong Jingtian. Even without the Big Dipper Blood-Explosion Fist, Lin Fan was confident he could beat Hong Jingtian so badly he wouldn’t recognize his own parents.
However, for the other members of the squad, naturally, they couldn’t match the strength of the Primordial Squad.
“Everything’s ready. I’ve already told everyone to protect their groins and chests. We won’t let the Rebel Army hit us with those underhanded moves,” one member said.
“Alright, good. Go back and rest,” Qin Long said.
“Yes, deputy captain.”
Lin Fan, eavesdropping by the window, was slightly taken aback. “Didn’t expect the Primordial Squad to be so prepared. Looks like I must succeed tonight, or else the Rebel Army will really face disaster tomorrow.”
As deputy captain of the Primordial Squad, Qin Long didn’t take the next day’s battle seriously at all.
He saw it clearly: the Rebel Army’s rise to prominence was entirely because that human, Lin Fan. Without Lin Fan, the Rebel Army was nothing but a group of ants.
Tomorrow, the captain would fight Lin Fan, and thus the others weren’t even worth the Primordial Squad’s attention.
Still, he had heard that the Rebel Army members were cunning and underhanded, so to avoid unnecessary trouble, he had ensured his men were well-prepared.
“Hehe, quite capable, but daring to fight my Rebel Army, you must be ready for it,” Lin Fan grinned craftily. He then flicked his finger, releasing a faint, colorless, odorless mist into the room.
This was a new mist Lin Fan had recently developed.
He had exchanged for numerous spirit herbs, so creating some sinister pills was effortless.
Inside the room, Qin Long was deep in thought when suddenly he furrowed his brow and touched his stomach.
“Strange.”
Qin Long suddenly felt discomfort in his stomach, a slow, creeping pain.
As time passed, the condition worsened.
“Pop!”
A fart echoed, and Qin Long’s face turned abruptly, shifting between pale and flushed.
“Oh no, I must relieve myself urgently.”
A cultivator at the Divine Heaven Stage would never normally suffer from stomach pain, as their body had long since transformed at this level.
Unless they had consumed some rare pill that altered their constitution, such discomfort would never occur.
“Pop!”
“Pop!”
With every step, Qin Long released a thunderous fart.
“Thankfully, no one’s around. Otherwise, I’d be completely humiliated,” Qin Long looked around and found no one, letting out a sigh of relief.
After some time.
Qin Long inhaled deeply. The pain had completely vanished, and he no longer farted with every step. However, as soon as he returned to his room, his expression changed again.
“No way, it’s happening again?”
“This can’t be right. I haven’t taken any pills recently. Could it be a problem during cultivation? No, I can’t hold it anymore. I need to go urgently.”
Back and forth several times, Qin Long was nearly driven mad.
The room had also become quite smelly due to all the farts.
Qin Long was too embarrassed to tell anyone about this, so he could only sneak around, afraid of being discovered.
After all, he was the deputy captain. If the squad members found out that even the deputy captain still farted, it would be a huge embarrassment.
Hiding in the shadows, Lin Fan covered his nose and smiled at the corner of his mouth.
“Hehe, when the young master strikes, it’s extraordinary. Even a casually made pill has such power. Won’t this kill you?”
“From night till morning, after hundreds of times, won’t your legs be wobbly? Even if your backside is made of steel, it’ll rust.”
Lin Fan stealthily left Qin Long’s room and moved toward the other members’ quarters.
“Hmm… Hmm…”
At this moment, a discordant sound abruptly reached Lin Fan’s ears.
Lin Fan’s expression changed, and he fell silent.
“Brother Xiang, could you last a little longer tonight?” a sweet female voice came.
“Furong, tomorrow we are fighting the Rebel Army. We need to conserve our energy.”
“Brother Xiang, the Rebel Army is very weak. No need to worry. You’ve always been quick before. Tonight I’m in the mood, so please satisfy me, okay?”
“This… this… We really need to rest well.”
Brother Xiang’s face turned slightly awkward. His short duration was natural-born. Even with high cultivation, he couldn’t change that. But as a man, how could he admit his inadequacy?
He had cleverly evaded it before. This time, how could he be seen through?
“Furong, I’m about to climax. Let’s finish quickly. Tomorrow we’ll properly teach the Rebel Army a lesson. Next time, Brother Xiang will definitely satisfy you well,” he made up an excuse. He felt he was about to climax soon, so he had to say something to avoid being underestimated.
“Furong, can a man really control such things?”
“Of course, Furong. When I want to climax, I climax. Right now, I want to climax. So now, I’ll demonstrate it for you. Count to five, and I’ll climax for sure,” Brother Xiang said.
“Oh really? Then I’ll count,” the girl inside was clearly very curious.
…
“Ah, short and quick—that’s a major shame for a man. Fortunately, he met the young master. It’s his good fortune. I can’t let him lose face as a man. I’ll be generous and help him out,” Lin Fan thought nothing of it and immediately let Da Fang enter the room, drifting into the man’s body.
“5.”
“Hey, Brother Xiang, nothing happened,” the girl counted to five but found her man hadn’t climaxed.
“Uh,” Brother Xiang hadn’t expected this either. Just now, he had clearly felt the urge. How could this happen?
Suddenly, Brother Xiang felt a surge of energy, as if he could fight for three hundred rounds. His heart trembled.
“Could it be that I’ve developed a third time?”
“Yes, that must be it. Otherwise, there’s no explanation.”
In an instant, Brother Xiang looked at the girl affectionately. “Furong, I’ve thought again. Since you’re in the mood tonight, how could Brother Xiang not satisfy you?”
“Ah, Brother Xiang…” This cry was filled with deep emotion, excitement, and happiness.
“Furong, here I come.”
…
After helping another couple struggling with their intimate life, Lin Fan felt a sense of accomplishment. With Da Fang’s enhancement, the couple wouldn’t be sleeping tonight.
Lin Fan couldn’t help but sigh, thinking to himself: truly, he was a good man who delighted in helping others.
Then, Lin Fan sneaked into another location, continuing to carry out his grand plan.
This night was ultimately filled with discordant sounds.
Farting!
Joyful moans.
Like a beautiful symphony, they intertwined together.
…
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