Dragon Clan Territory.
A colossal dragon lay crouched on the ground, its golden scales radiating dazzling brilliance. Its furious eyes glared with a terrifying, domineering gaze.
Buzz!
The void trembled.
A battered figure suddenly appeared in the air. If Lin Fan were here, he would have remained unfazed—he would instantly recognized this figure as the Milk-Explosion Dragon Queen.
“Damn him! I must kill him! I swear I will destroy him!” The Divine Warrior Dragon Queen wasn’t physically injured, but the pain of her “milk explosion” was unbearable. As a woman, her appearance was of utmost importance to her. Except in dire situations, she always appeared in her human form, rarely manifesting her true dragon form.
“Let’s plan carefully. Don’t disturb the Guardian Realm for now,” a dignified man said from atop the crouching dragon.
He was the Ancestor Dragon of the Dragon Clan, an incomparably powerful being. Even though the Divine Warrior Dragon Queen had reached the tenth stage of the Divine Heaven Realm—an Eternal God—she still couldn’t match the Ancestor Dragon.
However, an Eternal God who hadn’t fully attained the Eternal Seat still couldn’t rival the Guardian of the Guardian Realm.
“Ancestor Dragon, I will make him pay!” The Divine Warrior Dragon Queen’s face was icy with rage. Her once proud bosom was now completely flat, and the thought of it ignited a furious fire in her heart.
“My breasts… they’re gone!” The Dragon Queen’s heart bled, her soul wept, her expression pitiful enough to stir sympathy.
Thousands of vengeful plans swirled in her mind. She would make that despicable man suffer a death so gruesome he wouldn’t even deserve a grave. Even dismembering him wouldn’t quench her wrath.
The Ten Thousand Ancestor Dragon remained expressionless. With a mere thought, he shattered spatial limits and instantly pulled the Divine Warrior Dragon Queen over. Yet, against that man, he was powerless unless he personally descended in his true form.
The Tenth Prince, the Four Dragon Emperors—though important to the Ten Thousand Ancestor Dragon—the opening of the Ten Thousand Realms approached, and meticulous planning was necessary.
…
The next day!
In the Guardian Realm’s plaza.
Numerous beings gathered here, awaiting a joke—a colossal joke.
The Rebellion Squad had accepted three hundred Earth-tier missions, leaving no tasks for the other squads in the Guardian Realm. As for the Heaven-tier missions, how many squads could even complete them?
“Hmph, I bet the Rebellion Squad failed their missions.”
“What’s the point of accepting so many missions? Just a waste of time.”
“And they dared to challenge the Primordial Squad? They don’t know the meaning of death. Though they all wear divine artifacts as armor, the Primordial Squad members aren’t pushovers. Even with their bare bodies, they can shatter divine artifacts.”
The Fierce Dragon Squad and Sword God Squad were also present in the plaza. Especially Nie Kuanglong, whose face was dark and stormy. Ever since his defeat by the Rebellion Squad, he had become the laughingstock of the Guardian Realm.
Though no one dared to mock him openly, behind his back, he was ridiculed throughout the Guardian Realm—an unbearable humiliation for Nie Kuanglong.
Buzz!
In an instant, the void trembled.
“They’re here, they’re back!”
Everyone held their breath, eyes locked on the distance. The Rebellion Squad, who had recently gained tremendous fame, had finally returned.
And more eyes turned toward Nie Kuanglong and Feng Wushuang.
Their squads had been crushed by the Rebellion Squad. If anyone wished for the Rebellion Squad to fail their missions, it would be these two.
“What are you staring at?” Feeling numerous gazes upon him, Nie Kuanglong’s face darkened as he angrily snapped.
The crowd naturally dared not continue staring. Although the Rebellion Squad could bully the Fierce Dragon Squad, it didn’t mean the Fierce Dragon Squad was weak.
“Hmph, acting all high and mighty. Yet you were still crushed by the Rebellion Squad.”
“Yeah, I actually hope the Rebellion Squad completes their missions—to slap that smug look off Nie Kuanglong’s face.”
“This time the Rebellion Squad’s back, and even if I have to cry, throw a tantrum, or threaten suicide, I’m joining them.”
“Aren’t you from another squad? You planning to betray your own?”
“Betray this! I’m just seeing the light. Our captain’s too harsh—he gives us only ten contribution points a day, not even enough for some fun.”
“Bro, you really got it rough. At least I get twenty points daily.”
…
At this moment, the Rebellion Squad appeared in the plaza, with Lin Fan and Buddha Sage walking at the front.
Instantly, the atmosphere turned peculiar.
“Look at the Rebellion Squad’s expressions—they seem down. Did they fail their missions?”
“They definitely failed. Three hundred Earth-tier missions? Do you think they’re gods? Even without eating or sleeping, it’s nearly impossible.”
“Even if they failed, the Rebellion Squad is still my idol. So damn bold! I’ll definitely invite one of them for drinks later and ask them to guide me into their squad.”
“Great idea! Offering help when it’s needed is better than adding flowers to an already blooming garden. Especially now that the Rebellion Squad is in a slump, if we show them some heartfelt care, they’ll surely be moved.”
Clap! Clap! Clap!
At this moment, a few people in the crowd suddenly began clapping.
“Go, Rebellion Squad!”
“Yeah, even if you didn’t complete your missions, the courage you showed is rare in the Guardian Realm!”
These few clapped and cheered.
The rest of the onlookers, however, burst into laughter.
“Oh my, isn’t this the Rebellion Squad? How did it go? Did you complete your missions? Why don’t you show everyone?” Seeing the Rebellion Squad’s expressions, Nie Kuanglong couldn’t help but smile, approaching Lin Fan with schadenfreude.
Nie Kuanglong no longer wished to say much. He wanted nothing more than ruthless mockery. Every mocking word against the Rebellion Squad eased his wounded heart.
Lin Fan lifted his head, giving Nie Kuanglong a strange look, wondering what this idiot was doing here.
“What? You want to hit me? Don’t tell me freedom of speech doesn’t exist here anymore?” Nie Kuanglong mocked.
“Oh, freedom of speech? Of course it exists,” Lin Fan replied.
Some people nearby began whispering.
“This Nie Kuanglong is going too far.”
“Yeah, the Rebellion Squad didn’t use any underhanded methods—they just fought honestly, in a group. Nie Kuanglong just can’t accept losing.”
…
“That’s settled then. I, Nie Kuanglong, have freedom of speech—I say whatever I want!” Nie Kuanglong was practically flying with smugness. He had waited for days for this opportunity to mock the Rebellion Squad. How delightful it was!
Bang!
At that moment, something unbelievable happened.
“You…” Nie Kuanglong’s face turned the color of a pig’s liver. He stared at Lin Fan in confusion, then doubled over in pain, clutching his most precious asset.
A sorrowful sadness surged through him, robbing him of all hope for the future.
Lin Fan’s right foot moved like lightning, striking true. He then chuckled, “What? Still want to mock me? Don’t tell me I don’t have the freedom to punch people anymore?”
“Who here said our Rebellion Squad didn’t complete our missions? Brothers, tell him why we’re having such a hard time.”
Lin Fan waved his hand dramatically, sighing. Sometimes, dealing with an idiot was truly terrifying.
The Rebellion Squad members felt helpless inside.
“Man, it’s so tough. From the moment we started thinking about it until now, we haven’t figured out how to spend our contribution points.”
“Yeah, so hard. The captain told us to spend them all today. How the heck are we supposed to do that?”
“Hey, you guys who just clapped—come here! Join the Rebellion Squad and help us blow through our points!”
…
At that moment, the crowd exploded.
This… this whole time, they’d been flexing the entire way!
Lin Fan smiled lightly, effortlessly. The experience of his “True Ultimate Destruction Kick” technique increased once again. These experience-giving “babies”—the more, the better!
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