The atmosphere was charged with intense excitement, a powerful momentum surging like a rainbow across the sky, as roaring shouts shook the entire Guardian Realm.
Some beings, startled by the deafening noise, were unsure what was happening. Such a scene was extremely rare in the Guardian Realm.
“Kick his balls off!”
The crowd’s eyes focused like piercing beams of light onto the crippled Thunder King. Their collective gaze formed a terrifying aura, and the Thunder King involuntarily trembled under its pressure. For a ruler who had long commanded fear and respect, this was the first time he had ever felt such overwhelming terror.
“To join our Rebel Army, you must show courage. Standing before you is the Thunder King, and although your strength may not match his, not a single one among us is a coward. Even if you are captured by the Ancient Clan in the future, you can proudly shout that you kicked the King’s balls.”
Lin Fan raised his arm and shouted, visibly pleased with the current situation. This was exactly the passion and atmosphere he had hoped for.
“The Thunder King’s eyes are terrifying!”
“Are we really going to kick the Thunder King’s balls?”
“What are you afraid of? What can the Thunder King do now? We are members of the Rebel Army now! Our army pursues freedom, truth, goodness, and beauty. What can the Ancient Clan kings do to us? I’ll be the first to kick!”
“That’s right! Our Rebel Army is the strongest, carrying the mission to overthrow the Ancient Clan!”
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“I am the Thunder King of the Ancient Clan! How dare you treat me like this, you insignificant bugs!” the Thunder King roared furiously, refusing to believe that these lowly beings would dare provoke him.
Seeing the Thunder King’s fierce expression, the crowd’s hearts tightened, intimidated by his presence.
“Thunder King, you are now subdued by our army captain. How dare you still act so arrogantly? I, Zhao Xiaomao, will be the first to kick your balls to pieces!” A man stepped forward from the crowd.
Zhao Xiaomao was at the fourth level of Divine Heaven cultivation. His burning eyes gazed at Lin Fan with admiration. He was the first to join the Rebel Army, and to him, this army represented justice and bore a great mission.
Especially after Lin Fan’s passionate speech, he felt an even greater sense of responsibility upon his shoulders.
“Your name is Zhao Xiaomao?” Lin Fan was delighted to see someone stepping forward and pointed while asking.
“Captain, I am Zhao Xiaomao!” Zhao Xiaomao stood straight and looked at Lin Fan.
“Good. You shall be the first. Set a good example for your teammates,” Lin Fan said.
“Yes, sir!” Zhao Xiaomao took a deep breath, walked up to the Thunder King, locked eyes with him, and then shouted with courage: “Thunder King, I, Zhao Xiaomao, am not afraid of you!”
“You dare!” The Thunder King roared furiously. If his powers hadn’t been sealed, he would have torn this annoying being into pieces.
“How can I not dare? I will kick!”
Without hesitation, Zhao Xiaomao lifted his leg and aimed straight at the Thunder King’s crotch.
“He really did it!”
“Zhao Xiaomao is so bold! This is the Thunder King we’re talking about!”
“Isn’t he afraid the Thunder King will kill him back?”
Bang!
A loud, shocking sound echoed through the sky.
Aaaaah!
A scream of unbearable pain followed.
Although Zhao Xiaomao had not mastered the “True Supreme Art of Destruction Foot,” he still landed a powerful kick. At that moment, the Thunder King’s powers had already been sealed. While his physical body remained strong, Lin Fan had directly suppressed him. The Thunder King, at this moment, was completely helpless.
“Hahaha!” Feeling his foot connect with a mysterious spot and hearing the Thunder King’s painful scream, Zhao Xiaomao’s heart swelled with pride.
He clenched his fist, and in that moment, Zhao Xiaomao felt as if the entire world belonged to him.
“I kicked the Thunder King’s balls! I, Zhao Xiaomao, have no fear!” he shouted, his expression ecstatic.
“Brave indeed!”
“Who is this Zhao Xiaomao, daring to be the first to kick the Thunder King’s balls?”
The crowd looked upon Zhao Xiaomao with admiration, clapping wildly. Even many female beings felt a sudden attraction toward him.
At that moment, Zhao Xiaomao wanted to cry. In the Guardian Realm, he had lived a life of neglect. He had accidentally entered the Guardian Realm with low cultivation, never gaining recognition, not even finding a partner.
But now, he felt the crowd’s attention and the shining eyes of cute girls. Zhao Xiaomao felt as if he had finally found his path in life.
He turned his head and looked at that towering figure standing high above.
It was this man who had restored his sense of self-worth.
In that instant, Zhao Xiaomao’s admiration for Lin Fan skyrocketed, and he became Lin’s most devoted fan.
“I, Zhao Xiaomao, voluntarily join the Rebel Army. I will devote my life to defending its honor, loving it, and supporting it. I will strive to improve my cultivation and aim to stand on my own in battle.”
“Everyone, don’t be afraid. The Thunder King is nothing but a paper tiger. We must defeat this paper tiger and fight for our freedom!”
Zhao Xiaomao shouted and was the first to step forward to Lin Fan.
“Captain, Rebel Army member Zhao Xiaomao reporting for duty!”
“Good job!” Lin Fan nodded approvingly and handed Zhao Xiaomao a badge personally.
At that moment, holding the badge in his hand, Zhao Xiaomao felt as if he had been reborn.
Watching Zhao Xiaomao leave, Lin Fan turned to Buddha Shakyamuni and said softly, “This young man is promising. He deserves special cultivation.”
Buddha Shakyamuni nodded silently, a faint smile appearing on his lips.
Inspired by Zhao Xiaomao’s boldness, others were no longer afraid, especially after witnessing the captain personally awarding the badge, which filled them with immense honor.
“Don’t push me. I want to be the second one!”
“I will be the second!”
“Then I’ll be the third! I must kick the Thunder King’s balls off!”
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“They are crazy! These guys are completely insane!” Members from other squads watched in shock, unable to believe what they were seeing.
Even Lin Fan himself was somewhat surprised. These newly recruited members were showing an unusually high level of ideological commitment.
Could it be the effect of the “system”? Once someone joined the Rebel Army and their loyalty increased, they became completely devoted to the cause?
The atmosphere was electric, filled with an overwhelming momentum, and the roars shook the entire sanctuary.
Many creatures, hearing these tremendous cries, were clueless about what was happening—such occurrences were rare in the sanctuary.
“Kick his balls off.”
All eyes focused sharply on the dethroned Thunder Monarch.
Their gazes, intense and piercing, converged into a formidable beam. The Thunder Monarch, sensing this collective stare, couldn’t help but tremble. For the once-mighty Thunder Monarch, such fear was unprecedented.
“To join our uprising, you must show courage. Before you stands the Thunder Monarch. Though you may not match his strength, none in our ranks are cowards. Even if we are captured by the ancient clans in the future, we can proudly declare that we kicked your monarch’s balls,” Lin Fan declared, raising his arm high.
Lin Fan was pleased with the current situation; this was the passion and atmosphere he desired.
“The Thunder Monarch’s gaze is terrifying.”
“Are we really going to kick the Thunder Monarch’s balls?”
“What are you afraid of? What can the Thunder Monarch do? We are now members of the uprising army. We seek freedom, truth, and beauty. What can the ancient clan monarchs do? I’ll be the first to kick.”
“Exactly, our uprising army is the strongest, bearing the mission to overthrow the ancient clans.”
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“I am the Thunder Monarch of the ancient clans. How dare you, mere ants, treat me like this?” the Thunder Monarch bellowed, disbelieving that these ants would dare to provoke him.
Seeing the Thunder Monarch’s ferocity, the crowd couldn’t help but feel a chill, somewhat intimidated.
“Thunder Monarch, you are now suppressed by our uprising army captain. How dare you act so recklessly? I, Zhao Xiaomao, will be the first to kick your balls,” a man stepped forward from the crowd.
This man, at the fourth level of the Divine Heaven Realm, looked at Lin Fan with fervent admiration. He was the first to join the uprising army, believing it to be a righteous squad bearing great responsibilities.
Especially after the impassioned speech, Zhao Xiaomao felt the weight of his responsibilities even more.
“Are you Zhao Xiaomao?” Lin Fan, pleased to see someone step forward, pointed and asked.
“Captain, I am Zhao Xiaomao,” Zhao Xiaomao stood straight, looking at Lin Fan.
“Good, you go first. Set an example for your comrades,” Lin Fan said.
“Yes,” Zhao Xiaomao took a deep breath, approached the Thunder Monarch, locked eyes with him, and then roared with courage, “Thunder Monarch, I, Zhao Xiaomao, am not afraid of you.”
“How dare you!” the Thunder Monarch roared in fury. If he still had his powers, he would have shredded this despicable creature to pieces.
“How dare I not? I’ll kick,” Zhao Xiaomao didn’t hesitate, swiftly lifting his foot and aiming for the Thunder Monarch’s crotch.
“He actually did it.”
“Zhao Xiaomao is so bold. This is the Thunder Monarch.”
“Isn’t he afraid the Thunder Monarch might retaliate?”
Bang!
A resounding crack echoed through the air.
Ah!
A scream, inhuman and agonizing.
Though Zhao Xiaomao hadn’t mastered the “True Essence Destruction Kick,” lacking its miraculous effects, at this moment, the Thunder Monarch’s powers had already dissipated. Though his physical strength remained, he was completely suppressed by Lin Fan, rendering him utterly powerless.
“Haha,” Zhao Xiaomao felt his foot touch a mysterious spot, especially upon hearing the Thunder Monarch’s pitiful scream, his confidence swelled.
Clenching his fist, Zhao Xiaomao felt as if the entire world was within his grasp.
“I kicked the Thunder Monarch’s balls. I, Zhao Xiaomao, am fearless,” Zhao Xiaomao roared with exhilaration.
“Brave.”
“Who is this Zhao Xiaomao, daring to be the first to kick the Thunder Monarch’s balls?”
The onlookers worshipped Zhao Xiaomao, applauding thunderously, with many female creatures developing a fondness for him.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaomao felt like crying. In the sanctuary, he had not lived well, having accidentally stumbled into it. Due to his low cultivation level, he had never been valued, even finding it hard to secure a partner.
But now, he felt the crowd’s respect and the sparkling eyes of the girls, as if he had found his life’s purpose.
At this moment, Zhao Xiaomao turned to look at the towering figure standing high above.
It was this person who had helped him rediscover his former self.
In an instant, Zhao Xiaomao’s admiration for Lin Fan soared beyond the heavens, becoming an absolute fanatic.
“I, Zhao Xiaomao, voluntarily join the uprising army. I will defend the honor of the uprising army with my life, cherish it, support it, and continuously improve my cultivation to stand on my own.”
“Don’t be afraid, the Thunder Monarch is just a paper tiger. We must defeat the paper tiger and fight for our freedom,” Zhao Xiaomao shouted, stepping forward to Lin Fan.
“Captain, uprising army member, Zhao Xiaomao reporting.”
“Good, very good,” Lin Fan nodded in approval, casually taking out a badge and personally handing it to Zhao Xiaomao.
Upon receiving the badge, Zhao Xiaomao felt a sense of elevation.
Lin Fan watched Zhao Xiaomao leave, then turned to the Venerable Shakyamuni and whispered, “This young man is promising, worth focusing on.”
The Venerable Shakyamuni nodded silently, a faint smile appearing on his lips.
With Zhao Xiaomao leading the charge, the crowd no longer feared, especially upon seeing the captain personally hand over the badge, their sense of honor skyrocketed.
“Don’t fight me, I’ll be the second.”
“I’m the second.”
“Then I’ll be the third, must kick the Thunder Monarch’s balls.”
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“They’re insane, completely insane,” members of other squads, witnessing this scene, were utterly shocked, finding it unbelievable.
Even Lin Fan himself felt somewhat incredulous. These newly joined uprising army members had such high ideological awareness.
Could it be the “system” bonus? After joining the uprising army, as loyalty increases, they become completely devoted to the cause.
The Thunder Monarch, seeing these frenzied creatures before him, turned utterly pale.
Bang!
Bang!
Kick after kick, as if they were free, aimed at the Thunder Monarch’s crotch.
Wave after wave of pain nearly drove the Thunder Monarch to collapse.
“You beasts, I will definitely kill you,” the Thunder Monarch roared, his eyes bloodshot.
“Thunder Monarch, in the face of our uprising army’s absolute justice, how dare you speak so arrogantly? Everyone, kick him to death,” the uprising army members roared, initiating a new round of ball-kicking.
Lin Fan and the Venerable Shakyamuni watched the scene, blinking in disbelief.
“Benefactor, this is too harsh,” the Venerable Shakyamuni felt a phantom pain in his own nether regions.
The Thunder Monarch’s balls were practically swollen.
“The wrath of the masses is hard to quell. Who told the Thunder Monarch to act so recklessly?” Lin Fan shook his head helplessly.
“I demand prisoner treatment, I demand prisoner treatment…”
In an instant, the Thunder Monarch couldn’t endure any longer and began to beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, his pleas were instantly drowned out by the uprising army members.
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Bang!
Bang!
Kick after kick rained down mercilessly on the Thunder King’s crotch.
The unbearable pain drove the Thunder King to the brink of madness.
“You damned beasts! I will kill you all!” the Thunder King roared with bloodshot eyes.
“Thunder King, in the face of our absolute justice, you still dare to speak recklessly. Everyone, kick him to death!” a Rebel Army member shouted furiously, triggering another round of merciless kicks.
Lin Fan and Buddha Shakyamuni exchanged glances as they watched the scene unfold.
“Master, this is too brutal,” Buddha Shakyamuni said, feeling a pang of pain in his own groin just watching.
The Thunder King’s testicles were practically swollen and bruised.
“It’s hard to appease the anger of the masses. Who asked you to act so recklessly, Thunder King?” Lin Fan shook his head helplessly.
“I want prisoner treatment! I want prisoner treatment!”
In an instant, the Thunder King could no longer endure and began to beg for mercy.
Unfortunately, his words were drowned out by the Rebel Army members’ deafening roars.
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