Lin Fan’s current choice was simple. There was a huge sum of money piled up ahead, but it was guarded by two soldiers armed with advanced weapons.
If he charged in head-on, it would surely be a death sentence, leaving him reduced to ashes.
Yet the current situation was this: eliminating the two guards was effortless for him, not even requiring a flick of his wrist. The only thing he needed to consider was what consequences would follow after the robbery.
As Lin Fan pondered for the twentieth minute, a brilliant light suddenly flashed in his eyes.
Screw it.
Just do it first. At worst, he could run back to the Saint Devil Sect to hide. What was life for, if not to live freely and boldly? He might not be the type to bully the weak, but he loved taking on the strong—that was the mark of a real man.
As a role model, he must set an example.
No more talking. Let’s do this.
At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he left such tempting meat untouched, it wouldn’t be in his style.
“Hehehe…”
With an evil grin, Lin Fan slipped into the crowd.
The Yan Emperor and Empress would only remain at the Tianfu Academy for one day. However, they would rest briefly at a prepared room during lunch, making it the ideal location for Lin Fan to strike.
…
At noon, Lin Fan had already been waiting inside the luxurious room for some time, his heart pounding with excitement. This mission was too crazy, too thrilling.
Even when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian back in the Sunset Forest, it hadn’t been this exciting.
“His Majesty the Yan Emperor and the Empress have arrived.”
At the sound from outside, Lin Fan immediately activated his invisibility, standing motionless behind a chair. Now, it was just a matter of waiting for them to walk into his trap.
Creak…
The antique wooden door opened, and the Yan Emperor and Empress entered.
Lin Fan observed them quietly, his heart tightening slightly. These two had long held supreme power, and naturally exuded an aura of authority.
“My Lord, let this humble servant attend to your rest,” the Empress said softly.
“Come here,” the Yan Emperor’s stern expression softened into a slightly lecherous grin as he sat down on the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned the beautiful Empress closer.
“My Lord, not here, we’re in public.”
“It’s fine. I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare interrupt us…”
Behind the chair, Lin Fan looked on at their behavior with slight disdain.
So all that dignified act outside was just pretense? The moment they entered the room, they dropped their masks and revealed their true natures.
“My Lord, the students from Tianfu Academy these days are much better than before. Could it be that you’re heavily supporting the academy to build up your own forces?” The Empress nestled affectionately into the Yan Emperor’s broad chest, her delicate fingers gently tracing his neck.
“With sects dominating the world and the royal families reduced to subordinates, no royal family can tolerate such humiliation,” the Yan Emperor said, his hand wandering shamelessly over the Empress’s chest.
From behind, Lin Fan couldn’t even see a hint of cleavage. Without cleavage, there’s no fire—how did this girl even become Empress?
As Lin Fan prepared to act, he suddenly became interested in their conversation and decided to listen further.
“My Lord, my sect is willing to assist you in rebuilding your great cause. The Saint Devil Sect is currently facing internal and external crises. It won’t be long before they break free from subordination,” the Empress said, her eyes flashing with cunning.
“Empress, we’ve been married for many years, and I understand these matters well. The Saint Devil Ancestor obtained divine blood from the Savage Wastes—every sect in the world desires it. The day when the heavens will change may not be far off.”
“My Lord, now that I belong to you completely, I am on your side. The Saint Devil Ancestor may have obtained divine blood, but he alone cannot fully absorb it. However, the Saint Devil Sect has stood for ten thousand years and possesses immense hidden power. Right now, all the sects of the demonic path are preparing. The moment the timing is right, even the mighty Saint Devil Sect will be reduced to ashes. At that time, Your Majesty could…”
…
Behind them, Lin Fan listened with growing unease. It sounded like someone was planning to attack the Saint Devil Sect.
Savage Wastes, divine blood—what the hell were these things?
Although Lin Fan was only an outer disciple of the Saint Devil Sect, he still held deep feelings for it.
And the Great Yan Empire, a subordinate of the Saint Devil Sect, had the audacity to betray them. That was utterly despicable in Lin Fan’s eyes.
The Saint Devil Sect had always been kind to its subordinate empires—never forcing them, never seizing power, and even bestowing many benefits each year.
From their conversation, it seemed that there might already be spies infiltrating the Saint Devil Sect.
“Damn it,” Lin Fan muttered, glaring at the pair while invisible. Without hesitation, he pulled out a brick and knocked both of them unconscious.
“Hehe, you two little bastards dare to plot against my sect? You really don’t know how to die. Today, I’ll show you what’s what,” Lin Fan growled, kicking them furiously in the face.
But he knew their cultivation levels were high, so his attacks were practically useless.
So he immediately began his looting operation.
Lin Fan removed the storage rings from both the Yan Emperor and Empress and tossed them into his backpack.
He patted down their clothes, but found nothing valuable—just ordinary garments. At their level, treasures were usually fused into their bodies as life-bound weapons.
Still, this haul was already worth it. Those two storage rings were treasures in themselves.
Originally, Lin Fan had planned to escape after the robbery, but now he felt he had to teach them a lesson.
He lifted the Yan Emperor and Empress upright and slapped them a few times on the forehead.
Though they were still unconscious, Lin Fan just couldn’t stand them and decided to give them a few extra slaps to teach them a lesson.
“Hehe,” Lin Fan grinned, his eyes narrowing as he looked at the Yan Emperor’s crotch. Curiosity piqued, he unzipped the Emperor’s pants for a peek, then immediately gave a look of disdain.
Peanut size. So tiny.
Well then, let Grandpa help you out.
“Reverse the Heavens and Earth!”
This was an advanced version of the “Monkey Steals Peach” technique, one Lin Fan rarely used because it went against the natural order. But now, he didn’t care—he wanted to cripple the Emperor.
Lin Fan’s current choice is simple: there’s a huge sum of money piled up ahead, guarded by two soldiers armed with advanced weapons.
If he were to charge in recklessly, it would be certain death, turning him to ashes.
But now, the situation is that taking down these two soldiers would be a piece of cake, requiring no effort at all. The real consideration is, what would be the consequences after the heist?
As Lin Fan pondered for the twentieth minute, a dazzling light burst forth in his eyes.
Screw fear.
He would strike first and worry later. At worst, he could flee back to the Holy Demon Sect for refuge. Life is about living freely and boldly. Bullying the weak isn’t his style; standing up to the strong is what a true man does.
As a role model, he must set an example.
Enough talk, time to act.
At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn’t seize this opportunity, it wouldn’t be true to his nature.
“Hehe…”
With a sly chuckle, Lin Fan disappeared into the crowd.
The Emperor and Empress of Yan would only stay at Tianfu Academy for a day, but at noon, they would rest in a prepared room. Therefore, that would be Lin Fan’s best chance to strike.
…
Noon.
Lin Fan, who had been waiting in the luxurious room for some time, felt his heart pounding. This operation was too crazy, too thrilling.
Even when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian in the Sunset Forest, it hadn’t been as exhilarating as this.
“The Emperor and Empress have arrived.”
A voice from outside startled Lin Fan, who immediately activated his invisibility and stood motionless behind a chair. Now, he could only wait for the right moment.
“Creak…”
The antique wooden door was pushed open, and the Emperor and Empress of Yan walked in.
Lin Fan looked at them, feeling a bit nervous.
These two had long held high positions, exuding an innate aura.
“Your Majesty, let me help you rest.”
“Come, sit with me.” The Emperor, usually domineering, now wore a slightly lecherous smile as he sat in the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned to the stunning Empress.
“Your Majesty, not here, we’re in public.”
“It’s fine, I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare to come in…”
Lin Fan, standing behind the chair, felt a twinge of disdain as he watched their behavior.
Was their usual solemnity just an act? Once inside, they revealed their true colors, like wolves in sheep’s clothing.
“Your Majesty, the students from Tianfu Academy are much better than before. Your strong support for the academy, is it to build your own power?” The Empress nestled into the Emperor’s broad chest, her delicate fingers gently stroking his neck.
“Now, the sects dominate, and the royal family is subordinate. This is an intolerable humiliation for any royal family.” The Emperor, thoroughly enjoying himself, placed his wicked hands on the Empress’s petite chest.
Lin Fan, looking down from above, couldn’t even see a hint of cleavage. “No cleavage, no popularity,” he thought, wondering how this woman became the Empress.
As Lin Fan prepared to act, he became interested in their conversation, wanting to hear what they would say next.
“Your Majesty, my sect is willing to help you rebuild your empire. The Holy Demon Sect is currently facing internal and external troubles, and it won’t be long before it breaks free from subordination.” The Empress’s eyes gleamed with a hint of cunning.
“Empress, we’ve been married for many years. I know what’s on your mind. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the wilderness. Which sect wouldn’t want it? The days of upheaval are probably not far away.”
“Your Majesty, I am yours now, naturally on the same boat as you. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood, but he alone cannot digest it. The Holy Demon Sect has a heritage of ten thousand years, its foundation naturally strong. Now, the demon sects are all preparing. When the time comes, even the Holy Demon Sect, with its ten-thousand-year heritage, will turn to ashes. Then, Your Majesty can…”
…
Lin Fan, standing behind them, felt increasingly uneasy. It seemed someone was planning to take down the Holy Demon Sect.
What were the wilderness and divine blood all about?
Although Lin Fan was only an outer disciple of the Holy Demon Sect, he still had deep feelings for it.
The Great Yan Dynasty, as a subordinate of the Holy Demon Sect, harbored betrayal. This was something Lin Fan despised.
The Holy Demon Sect treated its subordinate dynasties well, never forcing them, never seizing power, and even giving them many benefits each year.
From their tone, it seemed that spies had already infiltrated the Holy Demon Sect.
“Damn it.” Invisible, Lin Fan looked at them with disdain, then without hesitation, knocked them out with a brick.
“Hehe, you two scoundrels, daring to plot against my sect, you have no idea what’s coming. I’ll show you today.” Lin Fan, furious, kicked their faces repeatedly.
However, Lin Fan knew their cultivation levels were high, and such methods wouldn’t have any effect.
So, he began the looting.
Lin Fan took the storage rings from the Emperor and Empress’s hands and threw them into his backpack.
He felt their clothes, which were nothing special, just ordinary garments. It seemed that at their level, they could integrate treasures into their bodies, refining them into personal weapons.
But for Lin Fan, this trip was already worth it. Just these two storage rings were the greatest treasures.
Originally, Lin Fan planned to loot and leave, but now he had to teach them a lesson.
Lin Fan helped the Emperor and Empress up, then slapped their foreheads a few more times.
Although they hadn’t woken up from the dizziness, Lin Fan just felt like it, wanting them to remember this.
“Hehe.” Lin Fan glanced at the Emperor’s crotch, then out of curiosity, pulled down his pants and took a look, immediately showing a look of disdain.
Peanut-sized, so small.
Well, let me help you out.
“Twist Heaven and Earth.”
Lin Fan rarely used the advanced version of “Monkey Steals the Peach,” as it was somewhat inhumane. But now, he didn’t care. He just wanted to cripple him.
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
Hearing this prompt, Lin Fan was delighted. He had gained 100,000 experience points, which was unbelievable.
But considering the Emperor’s cultivation level had reached the seventh stage of the Small Heaven Realm, it wasn’t surprising.
After using “Twist Heaven and Earth,” Lin Fan pulled down the Emperor’s pants again and found that the little peanut was continuously shrinking, as if about to disappear.
Trying to escape? No way I’ll let you have your way.
“Twist Heaven and Earth.”
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
The little peanut, which was about to disappear, seemed to be nourished and started to reappear.
But just as it was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan used “Twist Heaven and Earth” again, making it obediently shrink back.
…
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ has leveled up.”
“Ding, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ Level 2, experience (0/2,000,000).”
“Effect: ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ transforms yin and yang, creating a once-in-ten-thousand-years yin-yang abomination. Transforming again will restore it to its original state.”
Just as Lin Fan was enjoying the twisting, he was startled by this effect.
Why did the description of “Twist Heaven and Earth” appear now, instead of at the beginning?
And “Twist Heaven and Earth” could create a once-in-ten-thousand-years yin-yang abomination? This… this…
Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his twenty-plus subordinates.
Did I turn over twenty people into yin-yang abominations that day?
What the hell, isn’t this just a sex change operation? Why is it described so mysteriously in the Xuanhuang Realm?
But whatever, I’ll deal with it later. When you wake up, you’ll carry a bulky bird, restoring your manly vigor.
Of course, no need to thank me. It’s just what I should do.
After all, I’m the kind of person who does good deeds without leaving a name.
Haha…
Upon hearing this notification, Lin Fan’s face lit up. One hundred thousand experience points? Unbelievable!
But considering the Yan Emperor’s cultivation level—Minor Heaven Stage, 7th Order—it made sense.
After using “Reverse the Heavens and Earth,” Lin Fan peeked again at the Emperor’s crotch and saw that his tiny peanut was shrinking rapidly, as if it were about to vanish.
Trying to escape? Not on Grandpa’s watch.
“Reverse the Heavens and Earth!”
Lin Fan’s current choice is straightforward: a massive fortune lies ahead, guarded by two soldiers armed with advanced weapons. Charging in recklessly would surely lead to his demise, turning him to ashes. However, the situation now is that eliminating these two soldiers would be effortless for him. The real question is, what would be the consequences of this plunder?
As Lin Fan pondered for twenty minutes, a brilliant light suddenly flashed in his eyes. Fear? Nonsense. He decided to strike first and worry later. If things went south, he could always flee back to the Holy Demon Sect for refuge. Life is about living boldly and freely. Bullying the weak isn’t his style; standing up to the strong is what a true man does. As a role model, he must set an example. No more hesitation—it’s time to act.
Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn’t seize this opportunity, it wouldn’t be true to his nature. With a sly chuckle, he blended into the crowd.
The Emperor and Empress of Yan would only stay at Tianfu Academy for a day, but at noon, they would rest in a prepared room. That was undoubtedly the best spot for Lin Fan to make his move.
…
Noon arrived. Lin Fan, who had been waiting in the luxurious room for some time, felt his heart pounding. This operation was insanely thrilling, even more so than when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian in the Sunset Forest.
“The Emperor and Empress have arrived,” a voice announced from outside, startling Lin Fan into immediate invisibility. He stood motionless behind a chair, ready to ambush.
The ancient wooden door creaked open as the Emperor and Empress of Yan entered. Lin Fan observed them, feeling a bit nervous. Their long-standing high positions naturally exuded an imposing aura.
“Your Majesty, let me attend to your rest,” the Empress said.
“Come here, to me,” the Emperor replied, his usually domineering demeanor softening into a slightly lecherous smile as he sat in the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned the stunning Empress.
“Your Majesty, not here, we’re in public,” the Empress protested.
“It’s fine. I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare intrude?” the Emperor reassured her.
Lin Fan, standing behind the chair, felt a pang of disdain. Was their usual solemnity just an act? Once inside, they revealed their true, wolfish nature.
“Your Majesty, the students from Tianfu Academy have improved significantly. Your strong support for the academy—is it to cultivate your own forces?” the Empress cooed, nestling into the Emperor’s broad chest, her delicate fingers gently stroking his neck.
“With sects dominating and the royal family subordinate, this is an intolerable humiliation for any royal house,” the Emperor said, his hands wandering to the Empress’s chest.
Lin Fan, looking down, couldn’t even see a cleavage. “No cleavage, no popularity,” he thought, wondering how this woman became Empress.
As Lin Fan prepared to act, he became intrigued by their conversation and decided to listen further.
“Your Majesty, my sect is willing to assist you in rebuilding your empire. The Holy Demon Sect is currently plagued by internal and external conflicts. Breaking free from subordination is within reach,” the Empress said, a glint in her eyes.
“Empress, we’ve been married for years. I know what’s on your mind. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the wilderness. Which sect wouldn’t want it? The days of upheaval are likely not far off.”
“Your Majesty, I am yours now, naturally aligned with you. The Holy Demon Ancestor may have obtained divine blood, but he alone cannot handle it. The Holy Demon Sect has a ten-thousand-year legacy, its foundation incredibly strong. However, various demon sects are preparing. When the time comes, even the Holy Demon Sect will crumble to dust. Then, Your Majesty can…”
…
Listening from behind, Lin Fan grew increasingly uneasy. It seemed someone was plotting against the Holy Demon Sect. Divine blood from the wilderness? What was that?
Although Lin Fan was only an outer disciple of the Holy Demon Sect, he had deep affection for it. The Yan Empire, a subordinate of the Holy Demon Sect, harbored betrayal in its heart—something Lin Fan despised. The Holy Demon Sect treated its subordinate empires well, never oppressing or seizing power, and even providing substantial benefits annually.
From their tone, it seemed spies had already infiltrated the Holy Demon Sect.
“Damn it,” Lin Fan muttered in his invisibility, looking at the two with disdain. Without hesitation, he pulled out a brick and knocked them unconscious.
“Ha, you two scoundrels, daring to plot against my sect? You’re asking for trouble. I’ll teach you a lesson today,” Lin Fan fumed, kicking their faces repeatedly.
However, Lin Fan knew their cultivation levels were high, and such methods wouldn’t harm them. So, he proceeded with the plunder.
Lin Fan stripped the Emperor and Empress of their storage rings and tossed them into his bag. He felt their clothes—nothing special, just ordinary garments. At their level, they could integrate treasures into their bodies, refining them into personal weapons.
Still, this trip was worth it for Lin Fan. The two storage rings alone were priceless treasures.
Originally, Lin Fan planned to leave after the plunder, but now he felt the need to teach them a lesson. He propped up the Emperor and Empress and smacked their foreheads a few more times.
Though they hadn’t regained consciousness, Lin Fan felt better after venting his frustration.
“Ha,” Lin Fan chuckled, glancing at the Emperor’s crotch. Curiosity got the better of him, and he peeked inside, immediately showing disdain.
“Peanut-sized, huh? Let me help you out.”
“Reverse Heaven and Earth.”
Lin Fan rarely used the advanced version of “Monkey Steals the Peach,” as it was considered inhumane. But now, he didn’t care—he wanted to cripple the Emperor.
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reverse Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
Hearing the prompt, Lin Fan was thrilled. A hundred thousand experience points? Unbelievable! But considering the Emperor’s cultivation level at the seventh stage of the Minor Heaven Realm, it made sense.
After using “Reverse Heaven and Earth,” Lin Fan peeked again and saw the Emperor’s “peanut” shrinking, almost disappearing.
“Trying to escape? Not on my watch.”
“Reverse Heaven and Earth.”
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reverse Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
The shrinking “peanut” seemed to rejuvenate, reappearing. But just as it was about to celebrate its revival, Lin Fan used “Reverse Heaven and Earth” again, forcing it to retreat.
…
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reverse Heaven and Earth’ has leveled up.”
“Ding, ‘Reverse Heaven and Earth’ Level 2, experience (0/2,000,000).”
“Effect: ‘Reverse Heaven and Earth’ can transform yin and yang, creating a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Abomination Body. Reversing it again restores the original state.”
Lin Fan was startled by the sudden appearance of this effect. Why wasn’t this explained earlier? And “Reverse Heaven and Earth” could create a Yin-Yang Abomination Body? This was mind-blowing.
Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his twenty-plus subordinates. Had he inadvertently created over twenty Yin-Yang Abomination Bodies that day?
Wait, isn’t this just a sex change operation? Why is it described so mysteriously in the Profound Realm?
But never mind. He’d deal with it later. When they woke up, they’d be carrying bulky “birds,” restoring their manly vigor.
Of course, no need to thank me. It’s just what I do. After all, I’m the kind of person who does good deeds without seeking recognition.
Haha…
The shrinking peanut seemed to receive some nourishment and started to reappear.
But just as it was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan struck again with “Reverse the Heavens and Earth,” forcing it back into retreat.
…
Lin Fan’s current choice was straightforward: a massive fortune lay ahead, guarded by two soldiers armed with advanced weaponry. Charging in recklessly would surely lead to a dead end, turning him to ashes. However, the situation now was that eliminating these two soldiers would be a breeze for him, requiring minimal effort. The real question was, what would be the consequences after the heist?
As Lin Fan pondered for the twentieth minute, a dazzling light burst forth in his eyes. Fear? What fear? He would strike first and worry later. If things went south, he could always retreat to the Holy Demon Sect for refuge. Life is about living freely and boldly. Bullying the weak wasn’t his style; standing up to the strong was what a true man should do. As a role model, he had to set an example. Enough talk, it was time to act.
At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn’t seize this golden opportunity, it wouldn’t be his style. “Hehe…” With a sly chuckle, Lin Fan blended into the crowd.
The Emperor and Empress of Yan would only stay at Tianfu Academy for a day. However, at noon, they would rest in a prepared room, which would be Lin Fan’s best chance to strike.
…
Noon.
Lin Fan, who had been waiting in the luxurious room for some time, felt his heart pounding. This operation was insanely thrilling, even more so than when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian in the Sunset Forest.
“The Emperor and Empress have arrived,” a voice announced from outside, startling Lin Fan into immediate invisibility. He stood motionless behind a chair, ready to ambush.
The ancient wooden door creaked open as the Emperor and Empress entered. Lin Fan, watching them, felt a twinge of nervousness. These two, long accustomed to their high positions, exuded an innate aura of authority.
“Your Majesty, let me attend to your rest,” the Empress cooed.
“Come here, to me,” the Emperor, shedding his usual domineering demeanor, revealed a slightly lecherous smile as he sat on the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned the stunning Empress.
“Your Majesty, not here, we’re in public.”
“It’s fine, I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare to intrude…”
Lin Fan, standing behind the chair, felt a pang of disdain. Was their usual solemnity just a facade? Once inside, they revealed their true colors, donning the guise of wolves.
“Your Majesty, the students from Tianfu Academy have improved significantly compared to before. Your strong support for the academy, is it to cultivate your own forces?” The Empress nestled into the Emperor’s broad chest, her delicate fingers gently caressing his neck.
“Now that sects dominate, and the royal family is subordinate, this is an intolerable humiliation for any royal family,” the Emperor said, his hands wandering over the Empress’s petite bosom.
Lin Fan, looking down, couldn’t even see a hint of cleavage. “No cleavage, no fire,” he thought, wondering how this woman became the Empress.
As Lin Fan prepared to act, he became intrigued by their conversation and decided to listen further.
“Your Majesty, my sect is willing to assist you in rebuilding your empire. The Holy Demon Sect is currently plagued by internal and external troubles, and it won’t be long before they break free from subordination,” the Empress said, a glint in her eyes.
“Empress, we’ve been married for years. I know what’s on your mind. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the wilderness. Which sect wouldn’t want it? The days of upheaval are probably not far away.”
“Your Majesty, I am now yours, naturally on the same boat as you. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood, but he alone cannot digest it. The Holy Demon Sect has a ten-thousand-year legacy, its foundation naturally strong. Now, various demon sects are preparing. When the time comes, even the ten-thousand-year-old Holy Demon Sect will turn to ashes. Then, Your Majesty can…”
…
Listening from behind, Lin Fan felt something was amiss. It seemed someone was plotting against the Holy Demon Sect. Divine blood from the wilderness? What was that about?
Although Lin Fan was only an outer disciple of the Holy Demon Sect, he had deep affection for it. The Yan Empire, a subordinate of the Holy Demon Sect, harbored betrayal in its heart. This was something Lin Fan despised. The Holy Demon Sect treated its subordinate empires well—no oppression, no power grabs, and even provided substantial benefits annually.
From their tone, it seemed there were already spies within the Holy Demon Sect.
“Damn it,” Lin Fan, still invisible, looked at them with disdain. Without hesitation, he pulled out a brick and knocked them both unconscious.
“Hehe, you two scoundrels, daring to plot against my sect? You have no idea what’s coming. I’ll teach you a lesson today,” Lin Fan said, angrily kicking their faces repeatedly.
However, Lin Fan knew their cultivation levels were high, and such methods would be ineffective. Thus, he proceeded directly to the looting.
Lin Fan removed the storage rings from both the Emperor and Empress and tossed them into his bag. Feeling their clothes, he found them to be ordinary garments. At their level, they had likely integrated their treasures into their bodies, refining them into personal weapons.
But this trip was already worth it for Lin Fan. These two storage rings were the greatest treasures.
Originally, Lin Fan had planned to loot and leave, but now he had to teach them a lesson.
Lin Fan propped up the Emperor and Empress and gave their foreheads a few more smacks. Although they hadn’t regained consciousness, Lin Fan, feeling displeased, decided to give them a few more to make them remember.
“Hehe,” Lin Fan glanced at the Emperor’s crotch, curiosity piqued. He pulled down the Emperor’s pants and took a look, immediately showing a look of disdain.
“Peanut-sized, really small. Well, let me help you out.”
“Twist Heaven and Earth.”
The advanced version of “Monkey Steals the Peach,” Lin Fan rarely used it, as it was somewhat inhumane. But now, he didn’t care. He wanted to cripple him.
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
Hearing this prompt, Lin Fan was delighted. He had gained 100,000 experience points, which was almost unbelievable. But considering the Emperor’s cultivation level had reached the seventh stage of the Minor Heaven Realm, it made sense.
After using “Twist Heaven and Earth,” Lin Fan pulled down the Emperor’s pants again and noticed the Emperor’s tiny peanut was shrinking, almost disappearing.
“Trying to escape? No way I’ll let you get away with that.”
“Twist Heaven and Earth.”
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
The shrinking peanut seemed to rejuvenate, starting to reappear. But just as it was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan used “Twist Heaven and Earth” again, forcing it to shrink back.
…
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ has leveled up.”
“Ding, ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ Level 2, experience (0/2,000,000).”
“Effect: ‘Twist Heaven and Earth’ can transform yin and yang, creating a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Misfit Body. Another transformation will restore it to its original state.”
While enjoying the twisting, Lin Fan was startled by this effect description. Why did it appear now and not at the beginning? Moreover, “Twist Heaven and Earth” could create a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Misfit Body? This… this…
Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his twenty-plus subordinates. Had he transformed them all into Yin-Yang Misfit Bodies that day?
Wait, isn’t this just a sex change operation? Why is it made to sound so mystical in the Profound Yellow World?
But never mind, he would capture them first. When they woke up, they would find themselves with a hefty bird, restoring their manly vigor.
Of course, they didn’t need to thank him. This was just what he should do. After all, he was a good Samaritan who did good deeds without leaving his name.
Haha…
Lin Fan’s current choice is straightforward: there’s a massive fortune piled up ahead, guarded by two soldiers armed with advanced weaponry.
Charging in headfirst would be a death sentence, turning him to ashes.
But now, the situation is that taking out these two soldiers would be a piece of cake, requiring no effort at all. The real consideration is the aftermath of such a heist.
By the twentieth minute of his deliberation, Lin Fan’s eyes gleamed with a dazzling light.
Screw fear.
Let’s do it first and worry about the consequences later. At worst, he could flee back to the Holy Demon Sect for refuge. Life is about living freely and boldly. Bullying the weak isn’t his style; standing up to the strong is what a true man does.
As a role model, he must set an example.
Enough talk, time to act.
At this moment, Lin Fan had made up his mind. If he didn’t seize this opportunity, it wouldn’t be true to his character.
“Hehe…”
With a sly chuckle, Lin Fan disappeared into the crowd.
The Emperor and Empress of Yan would only stay at the Tianfu Academy for a day, but at noon, they would take a short rest in a prepared room. Therefore, that would be Lin Fan’s best chance to strike.
…
Noon.
Lin Fan, who had been waiting in the luxurious room for some time, felt his heart pounding. This operation was too crazy, too thrilling.
Even when he had tricked Mo Yixuan and Ni Mantian in the Sunset Forest, it hadn’t been as exhilarating as this.
“The Emperor and Empress have arrived.”
A voice from outside startled Lin Fan, who immediately activated his invisibility and stood motionless behind a chair. Now, he could only wait for the right moment.
“Creak…”
The antique wooden door was pushed open, and the Emperor and Empress of Yan walked in.
Lin Fan looked at them, feeling a bit nervous.
These two had long held high positions, exuding an innate aura of authority.
“Your Majesty, let me help you rest.”
“Come, sit with me.” The Emperor, usually so domineering, now wore a slightly lecherous smile as he sat on the chair in front of Lin Fan and beckoned to the stunning Empress.
“Your Majesty, not here, we’re in public.”
“It’s fine, I’m here, and there are guards outside. Who would dare to come in…”
Lin Fan, standing behind the chair, felt a pang of disdain as he watched their behavior.
Was their usual solemn demeanor just an act? How could they reveal their true colors so quickly once inside?
“Your Majesty, the students from Tianfu Academy are much better than before. Your strong support for the academy, is it to cultivate your own forces?” The Empress nestled into the Emperor’s broad chest, her delicate fingers gently stroking his neck.
“Now that the sects are dominant and the royal family is subordinate, this is an intolerable humiliation for any royal family.” The Emperor, enjoying himself, placed his wicked hands on the Empress’s small buns.
Lin Fan, looking down from above, couldn’t even see a hint of cleavage. No wonder she wasn’t popular. He wondered how she had become the Empress.
Lin Fan, ready to act, became interested in their conversation and decided to listen further.
“Your Majesty, my sect is willing to help you rebuild your empire. The Holy Demon Sect is currently facing internal and external troubles, and it won’t be long before it breaks free from its subordination.” The Empress’s eyes flashed with a cunning light.
“Empress, we’ve been married for many years. I know what’s on your mind. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained divine blood from the wilderness. Which sect wouldn’t want it? The day of upheaval isn’t far, is it?”
“Your Majesty, I am yours now, naturally on the same boat as you. The Holy Demon Ancestor obtained the divine blood, but he alone cannot digest it. The Holy Demon Sect has a ten-thousand-year legacy, its foundation is incredibly strong. Now, all the demon sects are preparing. When the time comes, even the ten-thousand-year-old Holy Demon Sect will turn to ashes. Then, Your Majesty can…”
…
Lin Fan, standing behind them, felt something was off. It seemed someone was plotting against the Holy Demon Sect.
What were the wilderness and divine blood?
Although Lin Fan was only an outer disciple of the Holy Demon Sect, he still had deep feelings for it.
The Great Yan Dynasty, as a subordinate of the Holy Demon Sect, harbored such treacherous thoughts. This was something Lin Fan despised.
The Holy Demon Sect had always treated its subordinate dynasties well—no oppression, no power grabs, and even provided many benefits annually.
From their tone, it seemed there were already spies within the Holy Demon Sect.
“Damn it.” Invisible, Lin Fan looked at them with disdain, then without hesitation, knocked them out with a brick.
“Hehe, you two scoundrels, daring to plot against my sect. You have no idea what you’re messing with. Today, I’ll teach you a lesson.” Lin Fan, furious, kicked their faces repeatedly.
However, Lin Fan knew their cultivation levels were high, so his kicks were ineffective.
Thus, he proceeded directly to the looting.
Lin Fan removed the storage rings from the Emperor and Empress’s hands and tossed them into his bag.
He felt their clothes, which were nothing special—just ordinary garments. It seemed at their level, they could integrate treasures into their bodies, refining them into personal weapons.
But this trip was already worth it for Lin Fan. These two storage rings were the greatest treasures.
Originally, Lin Fan planned to loot and leave, but now he had to teach them a lesson.
Lin Fan helped the Emperor and Empress up, then smacked their foreheads a few more times.
Though they hadn’t yet regained consciousness, Lin Fan just felt like it, wanting to make sure they remembered this.
“Hehe.” Lin Fan glanced at the Emperor’s crotch, then out of curiosity, pulled down his pants and took a look, immediately showing a look of disdain.
Peanut-sized, really small.
Well, let me help you out.
“Reversal of Heaven and Earth.”
Lin Fan rarely used the advanced version of “Monkey Steals the Peach,” as it was somewhat unethical. But now, he didn’t care. He just wanted to cripple him.
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reversal of Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
Hearing this, Lin Fan was delighted. A hundred thousand experience points? Unbelievable.
But considering the Emperor’s cultivation level was at the seventh stage of the Minor Heaven Realm, it made sense.
After using “Reversal of Heaven and Earth,” Lin Fan pulled down the Emperor’s pants again and saw his tiny peanut shrinking, as if about to disappear.
Trying to escape? No way I’ll let you.
“Reversal of Heaven and Earth.”
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reversal of Heaven and Earth’ experience +100,000.”
The shrinking peanut seemed to rejuvenate, starting to reappear.
But just as it was about to celebrate its rebirth, Lin Fan used “Reversal of Heaven and Earth” again, forcing it to shrink back.
…
“Ding, congratulations, ‘Reversal of Heaven and Earth’ has leveled up.”
“Ding, ‘Reversal of Heaven and Earth’ Level 2, experience (0/2,000,000).”
“Special Effect: ‘Reversal of Heaven and Earth’ can transform yin and yang, creating a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Abomination Body. Another transformation will restore it to its original state.”
While enjoying the reversal, Lin Fan was startled by this special effect.
Why did the description of “Reversal of Heaven and Earth” appear now, not earlier?
Moreover, “Reversal of Heaven and Earth” could create a once-in-ten-thousand-years Yin-Yang Abomination Body? This… this…
Suddenly, Lin Fan thought of Qu Xiangge and his twenty-plus subordinates.
Did I turn them all into Yin-Yang Abomination Bodies that day?
What the hell? Isn’t this just a sex change operation? Why does it sound so mystical in the Xuanhuang Realm?
But whatever, let’s capture them first. When you wake up, you’ll be carrying a massive bird, showcasing your manly prowess.
Of course, no need to thank me. It’s just what I do.
After all, I’m the kind of person who does good deeds without leaving a name.
Haha…
“Special Effect: ‘Reverse the Heavens and Earth’ transforms Yin and Yang, creating the rarest Yin-Yang Deviant Body. Reversing again restores the original state.”
Just as Lin Fan was enjoying the technique, he saw the special effect description and was momentarily stunned.
Why did the description of “Reverse the Heavens and Earth” appear now, instead of at the beginning?
And this technique could create the legendary Yin-Yang Deviant Body?
Could it be that back then, when I used this technique on Qu Xiangge and his twenty-something men, I actually transformed them all into Yin-Yang Deviant Bodies?
Wait, isn’t that like gender reassignment surgery? Why is it described so mysteriously in the Xuanhuang World?
But whatever. Capture them first. When you wake up, you’ll carry a bulky male organ and regain your former glory.
Of course, you don’t have to thank me. It’s just something I felt was the right thing to do.
After all, I’m just a good person who does good deeds without seeking recognition.
Hahaha…
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