If Lin Fan had known beforehand that things would turn out this way, he would never have shown off using the “Brother Fan” persona, not even if beaten to death.
Because now, he had completely transformed into a fool.
The ancient clan’s Myriarch and the towering three-headed Giant King—both were terrifying beings.
With his frail body, if they paid him attention, wouldn’t he become the most pitiful human in the Ancient Saint World?
“I can’t take it, absolutely can’t take it anymore!” Lin Fan shouted, his two legs moving faster than anyone else’s.
But these two relentlessly chased after him, their roars and screams startling Lin Fan into shrieking as well.
“Please stop following me! I’m begging you! Can’t you two just fight each other instead?” Lin Fan didn’t know what to do anymore.
If it weren’t for his supreme mastery of movement techniques, he might have already been caught between the two and doomed forever.
By now, the “Brother Fan” persona had already triggered a drug-like effect within the two pursuers, making them lose themselves completely.
But to Lin Fan’s dismay, the two seemed to have set their sights on him.
“Could it be that I’m just too handsome? Even with their minds lost, they must be captivated by my beauty!” Lin Fan cried out in his heart, while the endless desolate wasteland filled him with despair.
Their strength was far superior to his; what should he do now?
If he kept running like this, he would surely be caught.
And then the consequences would be unimaginable.
Heaven and Earth, I admit my sins, but don’t just cut off all hope like this!
“Stop…” The giant three-headed King, with his massive body, thundered behind him, each step shaking the earth violently.
Especially the erect bulge in his crotch, proudly standing like a pillar, as if ready to pierce through everything.
“Stop your sister! Can’t you two stop chasing me? Can’t you just forgive me?” At this moment, Lin Fan was in tears, his heart pounding from fear.
“Damn you, don’t push me too far!”
Just then, something terrifying happened.
The three-headed King drooled hideously, stretching out his long tongue, seemingly wanting to lick Lin Fan’s butt.
“Damn it… help!” Lin Fan screamed to the heavens, desperately hoping some deity might take pity and rescue him.
But to his despair, the wasteland was completely empty—no one answered his cries.
The distance between them grew shorter.
The three-headed King’s tongue twisted in a horrifying manner.
“I can’t take it anymore! If I don’t think of something soon, it’ll really be the end!” Lin Fan screamed in his mind.
“Hey, there’s a hole in front! Doesn’t matter, I’ll just jump in!” At that moment, Lin Fan spotted a cave ahead. It was round, just wide enough for one person to squeeze through. The ancient clan Myriarch and the three-headed King definitely couldn’t follow.
As for what lay beneath, he had no choice but to find out.
Rather than being killed by these two, he had to jump.
“You two just wait! I’ll definitely come back for you!” Lin Fan took a deep breath, then with a splash, leapt into the cave.
“Ahh…”
The narrow cave led who-knows-where, but Lin Fan felt himself sliding downward continuously.
“Phew…”
Lin Fan exhaled in relief, finally safe—for now. He had no idea what was happening above.
Roar!
A furious roar echoed from above.
Now that he had escaped, those two must be fighting fiercely up there. As for how horrifying the scene might be, Lin Fan couldn’t even imagine, but it must be brutal and terrifying.
“Hey, wait! Why am I still sliding down? Now that those two are fighting above, I should sneak back up and smash each of them with a brick, finishing them off for good! Then I’ll reach the peak of life!” The more Lin Fan thought, the more excited he became.
“Right, that’s exactly what I’ll do!”
Stop!
Lin Fan halted mid-slide and began climbing upward.
As he approached the surface, he could clearly hear the roars and cries from above.
“What exactly is happening up there? So damn intriguing! With the three-headed King’s massive body, how could the ancient clan Myriarch even manage him?”
Various unnatural body positions flashed through Lin Fan’s mind.
And the more he imagined, the more thrilled he became.
“Hehe…” At that moment, Lin Fan foolishly chuckled, realizing how clever he truly was. Though the journey had been bumpy, he would ultimately be the winner.
Boom!
Ahh!
“What a miserable scream, such an intense battle! Though the ancient clan isn’t human, they still have bones like men. Could it be a battle of man versus beast up there?”
Excitement slowly built.
Soon, Lin Fan reached the cave’s entrance. Carefully, he extended one hand and slowly climbed up, ready to observe the situation. If it was safe, he’d hide immediately.
“Hey…”
“What is that black thing?”
At that moment, Lin Fan saw a black flash flying toward him, accompanied by a pained scream.
Bang!
The black object struck Lin Fan’s head heavily, and a giant hoof suddenly slammed down onto his skull.
“Damn it…”
In that instant, Lin Fan felt the world spinning, his mind going blank.
“Just you wait…” This was Lin Fan’s final cry before the immense force sent him tumbling downward once more.
…
This sliding tunnel led who-knows-where, and Lin Fan’s body kept sliding endlessly.
Twisting and turning, after an unknown amount of time, a loud crash signaled his stop.
“Ouch…” Lin Fan felt a burning pain in his butt, with no idea where he had landed.
It was pitch black around him, so dark he couldn’t even see his fingers.
But for Lin Fan, darkness wasn’t scary. At his current cultivation level, he had already overcome such fears.
“Is this some underground cave?” Looking around, Lin Fan felt slightly puzzled.
“Hey, what’s this?” At that moment, Lin Fan noticed a black horn-like object beneath his feet and picked it up.
“Ding! Congratulations on discovering the horn of the three-headed King.”
“Use: Crafting.”
At that moment, Lin Fan understood. The black flash earlier had been this horn. Looking at the bloodstains at its base, it was clear that during the battle above, the ancient clan Myriarch had torn it from the three-headed King.
“What kind of move could possibly break off a horn like this?”
At that moment, Lin Fan grinned wickedly.
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