Chapter 484: I Want the Front Hole, I Want the Back Hole

“Wow, that’s intense…” Lin Fan was already covered in dust.

This harsh, barren land had been shattered by the two combatants, with countless chunks of earth flying through the air, covering Lin Fan.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Lin Fan concealed himself and slowly crept closer.

“Three-Headed Giant King, today I will definitely slay you,” roared the ancient clan’s ten-thousand-man commander, his pitch-black body marked by a shocking wound, dark blood spilling out.

The wound oozed foul-smelling black blood, streaming down continuously.

“Clan of Ancients, today I, the Three-Headed Giant King, shall devour you,” the Three-Headed Giant King bellowed furiously, his golden eyes filled with rage.

Lin Fan, hiding in the shadows, was watching with great excitement.

“Go, Three-Headed Brother, hit him! Yes, like that! Beat the crap out of him!”

“Ah, Ancient Brother, put some more strength into it! That punch was so close to piercing through Three-Headed Brother!”

“Wow, keep it up! Slash him, hit him…”

Lin Fan was crouched there, clenching his fists and cheering them on.

But it was unclear who exactly he was cheering for. In Lin Fan’s mind, the best outcome would be for both to wound each other severely, leaving him to reap the rewards.

However, both the ancient beast and the ancient clan possessed equally formidable innate physical conditions, and their cultivation levels were exactly the same—a tragic situation indeed.

Still, Lin Fan thought, if the Three-Headed Giant King had a higher cultivation level than the ancient clan warrior, what would be left for him?

The Three-Headed Giant King would simply claw the ancient clan warrior to death, swallow him whole, and leave without a trace, leaving Lin Fan with absolutely nothing.

Exactly. The best scenario was for them to be evenly matched, fighting until both were severely wounded.

Minute by minute, time passed.

Lin Fan began to feel somewhat exasperated.

How come these two still hadn’t decided a winner yet?

They had sustained numerous injuries, yet showed no signs of fatigue, leaving Lin Fan at a loss for words.

“Their physical constitutions are just too strong. If it were any other race, with so many injuries, they would have already collapsed. But these two… they’re getting even fiercer. What should I do?”

Lin Fan now feared one thing—that the two might realize neither could defeat the other, eventually exchange threats and walk away.

If that happened, Lin Fan would have nowhere to cry.

Lin Fan rubbed his chin, feeling he should do something to intensify the battle.

“Big Fan Bro,” he muttered. It wasn’t impossible, but the pressure and aura radiating from the two combatants were too strong. There was no way Big Fan Bro could get close.

What should he do?

Lin Fan pondered deeply, but couldn’t come up with a good idea quickly.

If he rushed forward and threw something unexpectedly, it might work—but it would be quite dangerous.

At that moment, something unusual happened at the scene.

“You cannot defeat me,” the ancient clan’s commander panted slightly, glaring at the Three-Headed Giant King.

“I will kill you,” the Three-Headed Giant King growled furiously, though he had no idea how to proceed.

If this continued, neither would kill the other.

“Clan of Ancients, I tell you, Three-Headed Giant King, if you insist on continuing this fight, it will bring catastrophic trouble upon your entire Three-Headed Giant King clan,” the ancient clan commander, no longer eager to fight, issued a threat.

“You…” the Three-Headed Giant King, with his three heads, roared in fury, the two locked in a tense standoff.

Seeing this, Lin Fan felt a great tragedy unfolding. Judging from the current situation, it seemed likely the two would stop fighting.

“No, I can’t wait any longer. I must implement the plan. Danger be damned—fortune favors the bold! At worst, I might get killed once, then revive after they leave,” Lin Fan thought, finally deciding to take a risk.

Lin Fan checked his backpack. It was filled with countless “Big Fan Bros”—more than enough.

Whoosh!

Lin Fan crawled forward rapidly, inching closer to the battlefield.

At that moment, the Three-Headed Giant King and the ancient clan commander resumed their battle.

But this time, neither fought as fiercely as before, as if merely going through the motions.

As Lin Fan approached the two combatants,

The ancient clan commander and the Three-Headed Giant King suddenly stopped fighting.

“Three-Headed Giant King, I’ll end it here today. But remember, this grudge is settled. In the future, my clan will do everything to eliminate all members of the Three-Headed Giant King clan,” the ancient clan commander said menacingly.

“Hmph, remember this too. From now on, the Three-Headed Giant King clan will also hunt down your clan,” the Three-Headed Giant King roared.

The Three-Headed Giant King was a carnivorous ancient beast. Due to the dominance of the ancient clan, the Three-Headed Giant King clan had never hunted the ancient clan before, instead targeting weaker races of the great world, devouring them.

But today, the Three-Headed Giant King clan’s menu had added the ancient clan to its list.

“Wow, they really stopped fighting. What a rip-off! Now these two are just trash-talking,” Lin Fan muttered in frustration from his hiding spot.

Luckily, he had prepared in advance. You two might have decided not to fight—but you’ll fight whether you like it or not. Otherwise, all of my efforts today would be completely wasted.

Just as the ancient clan commander and the Three-Headed Giant King were about to exchange their final threats, Lin Fan suddenly appeared.

“Big Fan Bro, go forth! It’s your moment to shine!”

This sudden roar startled them.

Boom!

Countless “Big Fan Bros” exploded, releasing thick clouds of smoke.

As the smoke began to spread, Lin Fan’s heart leaped with joy. Inhale it! Inhale it deeply! The more the better!

“Hu!”

Heavy breathing echoed across the heavens and earth.

Lin Fan was overjoyed. It had worked.

Once again, Big Fan Bro had delivered.

Although the upcoming scene might be bloody and nauseating, it was all for the sake of experience.

As long as there was experience to gain, no matter how horrifying the sight, Lin Fan would watch it with great interest.

The desolate land stretched before him, and Lin Fan’s lips curled into a slight smile. He raised his hands high and shouted, “Come on! Let your rage erupt! Release your power and let this land know your existence!”

Lin Fan gazed forward, his heart filled with delight. But suddenly, his voice stopped.

Before him, four blood-red eyes stared directly at him.

The sight of those four crimson eyes sent a chill down Lin Fan’s spine, a sense of impending doom washing over him.

“Why are you looking at me? This was between you two…” Lin Fan swallowed hard, a cold sweat breaking out as a chill ran up his spine.

“Hu…”

The heavy breathing reverberated through the sky and earth.

The hot breath from their nostrils blew across the battlefield.

“I want the hole in front of him…” the Three-Headed Giant King felt a burning heat surge through his body, his hatred completely overtaken by a wild, uncontrollable desire.

“I want the hole behind him…” the ancient clan commander rasped.

Hearing their words, Lin Fan instinctively covered his rear, feeling an overwhelming sense of invasion radiating from those four bloodshot eyes.

“No, no, this isn’t how it was supposed to go… Help! Somebody help me!” Lin Fan clenched his buttocks tightly and fled without looking back.

“Stop right there… I need to let it out…” the ancient clan commander and the Three-Headed Giant King roared in unison, chasing after Lin Fan.

“No, no, no! Help! I promise I won’t use Big Fan Bro recklessly ever again!” Lin Fan cried out desperately. This wasn’t how the script was supposed to go at all.