Above the mysterious Azure Sea, there is a picturesque island that has long drifted among the waters of the Three Realms. The seal that confines immortals and demons has absolutely no hindrance upon this island.
A large flag flutters in the wind at the peak of the island, bearing three extremely ugly characters: “Pipi Island!”
A cluster of houses with overlapping tiles stretched out in an extraordinary manner, as if crafted by ghosts and deities. Rare flowers and exotic plants covered the ground, while precious birds and mystical beasts roamed about. Even coiling dragons, colorful phoenixes, auspicious vapors, and radiant clouds were all present. It was so magnificent that even the legendary celestial and terrestrial palaces would pale in comparison.
In the largest and most luxurious room, a king-sized bed occupied half of the vast space. On the bed lay a haphazard array of exquisite beauties—some sleeping contentedly, some moaning in pleasure, and others eagerly anticipating the next wave of passion. All the gorgeous women had their eyes fixed on one busy man.
Amidst the blooming flowers, the man with nectar on his lips looked up, revealing a sun-kissed, masculine face, sharp and handsome features, and a roguish smile playing at the corners of his mouth. Who else could it be but the audacious scoundrel, Bold Third?!
Hei, hei… Indeed, the rogue never dies, the scoundrel lives on. How could Qiao San ever abandon his blissful and wonderful life filled with romance and adventure!
Qiao San’s body was completely naked, covered all over with scratches, love bites, and splashes of passionate sweat.
A breathtakingly enchanting figure suddenly lunged forward, pinning Qiao San beneath her. A pair of unparalleled, exquisite jade-like breasts burst into view, instantly filling the man’s eyes.
“Hmm… Young Master San, would you like to taste someone’s breast milk? Hehe… If you do, just admit it honestly…”
The exquisite jade-like breasts of Xuanfu Shiniang gently brushed against Qiao San’s face, her nipples tantalizingly close yet elusive, advancing and retreating in a rhythm that exuded utmost seduction. This left Qiao San eagerly pursuing them with his lips and tongue, unable to contain his impatience.
Before the ruffian could even catch his breath, the fox queen had already risen from her eighteen daughters, swaying her irresistibly gorgeous hips. The seductive vixen, exuding unmatched charm, cheered for her daughter while saying to her master, “Master, good master… ah… just confess already. Speak it out, and your servant girl will attend to you together with the twelfth daughter!”
With the exquisite jade-like breasts tantalizing his lips and tongue above, and the perfect, shapely buttocks rubbing against his lower abdomen below, Qiao San’s body had already tensed up, vibrating with excitement. His mind burned, and his weak willpower immediately surrendered. “I… I’ll talk. I went to Purple Mansion Mountain last night, heh, heh… Well, you know, as neighbors, it’s only appropriate to pay each other a visit!”
“Hmph, what do you mean by ‘visiting’? You practically crawled into someone else’s bed. Don’t think Miss Taoyuan is truly refined—she’s actually even more wanton than me!”
Without a sound, Wushuang darted in from the side, her delicate figure gracefully entering the fray. Yu Fan cast a coquettish smile toward Qiao San, yet the expression sent a chill down the rogue’s spine. He couldn’t help but wonder what thrilling new idea the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons had come up with this time.
“Yu Shan, you still need to return to the Jiuyou Palace tomorrow, so today we’ll let you have the villain!” The fox mother and daughter generously pushed Yu Shan into the man’s arms. Immediately afterward, Pili heard the group of women laughing joyfully.
“Cluck, cluck… Mother, I won! I told you he went to Zifu Mountain, not the Dragon Palace. Pay up!”
Hmm… I’ve actually become the subject of a bet.
Before the dazed man could even cry out in anguish, Princess Jade Fan, her delicate body moving like a young girl’s, had already sunk heavily upon him, their forms merging as one.
Although the three realms were now at peace, Princess Yushan had not changed her habits. As she indulged in the festivities, she brought up a serious matter, saying, “My dear husband, would you be a dear and let Nümei help out at the Jiuyou Palace for a while? I’m so exhausted managing state affairs all by myself, and Nümei is such a talented person—it would be a waste not to utilize her abilities!”
Yu Shan’s request was reasonable, but as soon as Qiao San thought of the taste of the Double Blossom honey, he couldn’t help smacking his lips, looking unwilling and displeased.
Seeing this, the Queen of Ten Thousand Demons smirked cunningly and once again resorted to her old trick, saying coquettishly, “Good man, then you be the king, and I’ll be your woman—hmm, okay?”
“No, no… Let Mei Sister go and help you. It’s not a problem. If she refuses, I can help persuade her for you.”
The scene flickered, and indeed, the female demon succumbed to the lustful threat, screaming in agony.
The exquisite flower spirit was drenched in fragrant sweat. The once devoted wife had long forgotten her past lover, now lying weakly in the rogue’s arms as she coquettishly whispered, “Husband, I’m only going away for a short while; you must come visit me.”
Twelve secretly chuckled to herself, feeling lucky that she had been smart enough to give up the position of managing the Six Blind Towns long ago; otherwise, it wouldn’t have been Nümei taken away by Yushan, but her.
“Master, when will you have time to visit the Fox Mountain? Your servant has already prepared the grand ceremony… Hehe, there are dozens of beautiful virgins waiting for you.”
“Is the grand ceremony lively? I want to go too.”
Before Qiao’s feverish throat could utter a sound, a little girl of about ten years old had already flown into the room, completely disregarding that this was a place “not suitable for children.” The women present seemed to have long become accustomed to such scenes. Except for Qiao San, who was greatly affected, the others actually burst into laughter, even Lady Yu Shan, the mother, indulging without restraint.
The mischievous little witch looked up with an innocent expression, watching the fox queen and her father struggle to answer her relentless questions, leaving the two promiscuous adults speechless and caught between laughter and tears.
“Heh, heh… Hongyun, there’s still a lot of fun things on this island you haven’t tried yet. The grand ceremony sounds nice, but it’s actually not fun at all—you shouldn’t go!” While hiding under the covers, Qiao San secretly thrust his finger into a woman’s secret place again.
After hearing her father’s explanation, the little girl sighed in disappointment and obediently agreed, though a mischievous glint in her eyes escaped Qiao San’s notice. The little witch was not so easily appeased.
The little girl was coaxed and tricked out of the room by the fox girl guards. Qiao San, however, had lost his mood and began thinking about Xiaohongyin, recalling the little fellow who never seemed to grow up—and who caused him even more headaches. “Huh, where did Hongyin go?” he wondered aloud.
Bei Gong Zhen emerged from a group of beauties. The Long-legged Princess sighed helplessly, “Alas, Ling’er caused chaos in Aolai Country last month, and now she’s taken the five maidens of Yaochi to the heavenly palace. I heard that the Jade Emperor has already chosen a new Queen Mother, still a little fairy who tends peaches.”
At the mention of Aolai Country, Qiao San perked up, chuckled strangely, and asked, “You sent the Queen Mother to the mortal world to suffer; how is the transformation coming along? Zhen’er, shall we go have a look and pay a visit to Mother-in-law while we’re at it?”
“Hmph, you bad one!”
The long-legged princess would never be completely tamed. Glancing sideways at Qiao San, she still set off on the cloud’s edge together with the rogue.
Although the Three Realms had become difficult to traverse, for Qiao San himself, who had set up the formation, a casual swing of his sword allowed him to enter the Eastern Victory Land from the Sea of Earth.
The moment he crossed the seal, Bei Gong Zhen laughed and asked, “Husband, did you intentionally leave a secret passage? By the way, recently both the Heaven and Earth realms have had people secretly moving about in the human world. I heard it’s something like Golden Armor God and the Shao Bing You Tiao selling some kind of ‘passports.’ Hmm… they’ve collected quite a lot of money, though no one knows where it all eventually ended up.”
“Hey, hey… I’ll definitely investigate thoroughly another day! Don’t worry, my dear. The secret door only opens once a year, and it remains open for just the time it takes to burn one stick of incense. Look, we’re almost at the palace.”
The rascal quickly changed the subject, silently cursing in his mind. Those fools really had poor skills; they had been exposed so quickly. Hmm, he would have to warn them to be more careful next time. Heh, heh… How could he possibly let go of the gold and silver!
Inside the Ao Lai Palace, the rogue gently caressed Bei Gong Zhen’s slender, jade-like thighs, leaving her sun-kissed skin flushed with red, before turning to throw himself onto the empress’s voluptuous body.
The rogue was thrusting back and forth between a royal mother and daughter, and the jealous Jade Consort, her eyes red with desire, had already thrown herself forward. She pushed the man’s erect member into her own tight passage while eagerly boasting, “My dear, I’ve already dealt with that wench from the Jade Pond. Look at her now…”
As the clapping broke out, several imperial concubines dragged in a naked woman. When Papi looked up, he saw that it was the former Queen Mother, now stripped of her powers.
“Hu…”
The other party was once one of the Five Beauties of Heaven and Earth. Although she had lost her regal aura, her noble demeanor remained. Yet now, she was like a female dog, raising her plump buttocks, waiting for him to charge. The rogue couldn’t help but feel thrilled. He rushed forward and slapped a pair of high, full breasts.
“Awesome! You lowlife, do you know that you’ve already been beheaded? Even the Heaven has built your tomb! Hehe… be a good boy and guard this gate for my young master!”
The scene shifts as Qiao San ventures alone into the Ghost Forest. Now, the Ghost Forest has been transformed, surpassing even the beauty of a fairyland on earth. Amidst the ethereal mist, the mother-daughter duo of Ghost Ji and Xiao You emit shy and bashful moans.
“Mm… Darling, no, it’s still broad daylight; this is so embarrassing! Daughter, quickly save your mother!”
“Ah… Mother, save me…”
“Hehe, when are you guys going home? You’ve been cultivating here for half a month already!”
“Oh… my lord, it’s almost time… um, tomorrow… today… I’ll be going home…”
In the blink of an eye and a twist of space, the rogue returned to the Six-Blind Town. Today, the Six-Blind Town no longer belonged to the Three Realms; it had become the personal kingdom of Qiao San alone!
The wild and unrestrained figure of the rogue king naturally shrank, gently landing within the courtyard of Qiao’s mansion.
“Third Brother, you’re back!”
A graceful figure stands lightly, now Qing Niang has transcended her mortal body, yet her ethereal charm remains gently intertwined with the allure of the mundane world.
“Big brother’s wife!”
In the midst of a tender call, Qiao San gently entered his brother’s wife, softly pushing and pulling while showering her with gentle kisses, savoring the purest and most genuine love, completely free of any impurity.
Qing Niang undulated her body like a rippling wave while whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
“Oh really, Sister-in-law, you’re expecting a child, hehe…”
In an instant, the rogue laughed like a delighted child. Although he was no longer a first-time father, Yu Shan and Bei Gong Zhen could both be described as “unexpected”—the result of these surprises being two little devils who would wreak havoc.
When the man became excited, his desire instantly grew wild. Qing Niang bit her silver teeth, quickly pressing down on the Third Young Master, saying anxiously, “Don’t be so… ah… forceful; be careful not to hurt the child!”
“Yes, yes…”
He was finally going to have legitimate offspring, so the rogue naturally had to suppress his wild nature by force.
In the gentle breeze and drizzle, Qiao San finally recalled another important person. “Sister-in-law, has Yenu’s wound healed yet?”
“Much better now, Night Girl is already able to get out of bed and walk! You should go see her later. You naughty rascal, how could you be so harsh on Night Girl back then!”
“Unfair! I was just trying to help eliminate the Sky Demon, so I… heh, heh… got a bit too carried away. I’ll make it up to her later! Come on, dear sister-in-law, why don’t you give it a gentle try too?”
In the elegant and spotless bedroom, Qiao San finally saw the kind-hearted young girl, who was still somewhat weak.
“Night Girl, will you blame me?”
The rascal gently ran his fingers over the night girl’s lingering scars, and just thinking about the danger of that day still left him with lingering fear.
“My lord, Night would be honored to be your wife!” The kind-hearted young girl paused slightly, as moving her body a little caused her to feel pain once again.
The couple couldn’t help but embrace and sigh, both thinking of that day’s scene: In order to force the Sky Demon out of Ye Nu’s body, the rogue had come up with a plan. The only way to awaken Ye Nu’s willpower and give her strength was through the union of yin and yang.
Amidst the sparks of explosion and the sinister laughter of the Heavenly Demon, Qiao San “violated” the Night Maiden, then unleashed a dual assault of frenzied ravaging and heart-piercing ecstasy upon the Heavenly Demon. Despite the cruel and malevolent nature of the Yin-aligned Heavenly Demon, it could not suppress the primal instinct of such desire.
The soul of the Night Maiden also absorbed the power of the Ten-Yang Pearl during their passionate union. The angelic Tianlai, pure and kind, finally sang a soul-stirring melody, while her beautiful dimples radiated the most enchanting colors in the world.
The climax arrived in a storm of passion and tenderness. Qiao San nearly unleashed all of his masculine essence in an instant, filling Night Girl’s body completely.
The Ten Yang Red Light was more powerful than ever before. The mysterious, scorching heat was enough to send one’s soul drifting away. At the very peak of this intense heat, Tian Yao left the body of the Night Girl, and her hideous Yuan Shen vanished into the cosmic vortex.
As the memory reached this point, the slender and graceful Night Girl gently leaned into the man’s arms. After a while, she calmed her breathing and asked, “Husband, why didn’t you completely destroy the Heaven Demon? Doesn’t this mean she might be reborn again?”
Qiao San gently stroked the Night Maiden’s lustrous hair, savoring the unparalleled celestial melody of the young girl. With deep emotion in his voice, he remarked, “There is always balance in the world. If I were to destroy the Sky Demon, who would then keep the Primordial Sky God in check? I certainly don’t want to go through something like this again—it’s far too dangerous!”
“Hee, hee… then what holds you back?” The blissful feeling made one’s spirit soar; even the Night Girl had her playful moments.
“Yeah, it’s you guys, right!”
The rascal arrived here and deliberately acted out, clutching his chest and stamping his feet, saying, “Waaah… you guys are even more powerful than the Sky Demon and Sky God combined! I’ve met my match this lifetime!”
Joyful laughter instantly filled the Qiao family’s mansion, while the usually rowdy Pili held the night girl in his arms, enjoying a rare and peaceful sleep.
After waking up, he found it was already deep into the evening. Qiao San couldn’t help but step out of his door, his heart torn with indecision, yet his feet carried him forward against his will. Before he knew it, his wavering gaze had sharpened, and he found himself standing before the beautiful bamboo pavilion at the back courtyard.
“Hu…” Qiao San’s breathing grew heavier. His fingers raised several times, only to drop again, never daring to knock on the quiet bamboo door.
His mind racing, he suddenly stilled his ragged breathing and resolutely knocked on the door. No matter what it took, he had to find out—was that scene from his past a mere dream, or had it truly happened?
Before his fingers could even touch the door, a graceful and ethereal voice floated out, “My son, the night is already deep; come pay your respects tomorrow.”
“Alright, child, I’ll take my leave now.”
In front of Madam Qiao, Qiao San was like a wild horse that had been tamed—obedient for a moment, then turning away with his head down and a dejected air.
“Yiya!” Just as Qiao San was about to step out of the courtyard gate, the door behind him opened automatically.
Madam Qiao, graceful and ethereal under the moonlight, seemed like a goddess as she called out, “Sheng’er, come in. The long night stretches ahead; stay and chat with your mother for a while!”
“Ahh!” Qiao San’s mind was already sluggish; he absentmindedly pinched himself and realized it wasn’t an illusion—but what he saw was even more bizarre than a hallucination.
“Sheng’er, why are you still standing there like a statue? Mother called you in; I won’t bite you, hee hee…” The graceful Lady Qiao remained silent; instead, it was the other Lady Qiao—the enchanting one—who spoke up.
“This…”
Qiao San froze instantly, as if turned to clay or wood, staring at the two identical yet strikingly different mothers before him. He couldn’t even keep his jaw from dropping.
The brief silence felt like an eternity. The rascal’s heart was still pounding wildly, pondering the meaning behind the enchantress’s sparkling gaze, but someone else could wait no longer.
“Stupid boy, why don’t you come in! Ha, ha, ha…”
Amidst the joyous tinkling of silver bells, the third Madam Qiao appeared. Her alluring figure radiated passion, and with a graceful flick of her flowing sleeve, she soared through the air, instantly sweeping the bewildered son into the doorway.
Bang!
The bamboo door slammed shut in the fierce wind, and at once, three different calls rang out in unison, “Son, are you just now thinking of us! Hehe…”
“Ah, Mother, please don’t… sob… don’t change back, I want all four mothers to be here together…”
Amidst tears of joy, the rogue myth finally concluded with a perfect ending.
Up to this point in my life, what else could I possibly ask for?!
(The entire book is complete.)
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