“Father, wait a moment!”
The formation spirit’s words became increasingly articulate. After calling out to Qiao San, his tiny body darted to his father’s side. His eyes, still glowing red, glared at the five women from the Jade Pond before he spat hatefully, “Killing them like this is too easy. Since I’ll never grow up, I’ll make them my eternal toys!”
“Toys?!”
Qiao San and the Five Jade Maidens were simultaneously taken aback. The man’s mind, however, began to wander—Hehe… truly my own flesh and blood, already understanding the pleasures of “toys” at such a young age.
The child’s thoughts were actually quite simple. With the mind and body of a five- or six-year-old, how could he possibly share his father’s lewd notions? As he spoke the true words, the formation spirit immediately took control. He raised his hand, sending five golden beams piercing into the foreheads of the Five Jade Maidens.
When the light faded, the silk veils on the Five Jade Maidens disintegrated into fragments. Their bodies remained unharmed, but a vivid red mark now adorned each of their foreheads.
“Hmph, from now on, you’re all my toys. Hurry up and tell me a story—haha!” The crisp childish voice made Qiao San’s head spin. Only then did he realize how impure his own thoughts had been.
His laughter pausing momentarily, the little one suddenly lunged at the now-sweating Qiao San. “Dad, your son doesn’t even have a name yet.”
After reluctantly tearing his lustful gaze away from the beautiful faces of the Five Jade Maidens and swallowing hard, Qiao San finally found inspiration from the red marks on their foreheads. “Hmm, since you love red so much, how about ‘Hong Yin’ (Red Seal)? Sounds good, doesn’t it?”
“Hehe… wonderful! I have a name now! My name is Hong Yin!”
The little one finally returned to his naturally playful self, immediately inheriting his father’s shameless boldness. He climbed around on the Queen Mother’s heart for a bit, then grabbed her intestines and did aerial flips, amusing Qiao San to no end while making the Queen Mother’s heart pound with fear.
“Queen Mother, I heard that when immortals lose their immortal bodies, if they can’t find a new vessel within one incense stick’s time, they’ll dissipate into nothingness. Is that right?”
The rascal formed hand seals with both hands, his fingers blooming like flowers, tracing mysterious patterns through the air. In an instant, an extremely powerful formation had been implanted within the Queen Mother.
Whoosh! Qiao San, together with little Hong Yin, emerged from the top of the Queen Mother’s head. Following them were five female immortals, their expressions as lifeless as puppets. Little Hong Yin had no mercy for them at all—he had forcefully taken control of their minds just for fun.
“You! Go bite her!”
The moment they returned to the real world, Hong Yin immediately issued a strange command to one of them.
“Woof! Woof!”
The Metal Celestial Maiden dropped to all fours and lunged at the Queen Mother, baring her teeth and actually attempting to bite!
“Despicable!” The Queen Mother was certainly not a merciful person. Though the celestial maidens were her trusted subordinates, her counterattack was fierce and swift.
Struck heavily, the Metal Celestial Maiden was flung backward. Unfeeling to pain, she rolled midair and charged back, unaware of the blood trickling from her mouth.
At the same time, the Celestial Maidens of Wood, Water, Earth, and Fire also attacked. One coiled around the Queen Mother like a snake, another charged forward like an immensely powerful bear. Following the bear came a tiger, and finally, the last celestial maiden was even amusingly hopping about like a monkey.
The Queen Mother and her five female attendants were locked in a bloody, chaotic battle, while little Hong Yin laughed uproariously, clutching his belly and giggling, “Hehe… this is so much fun!”
Qiao San’s wife gently swayed her graceful figure, her three projections merging back into her true form. She floated leisurely toward the child, both delighted and sorrowful as she said, “My dear, stop playing around. Your father has serious matters to attend to. Don’t worry, we’ll definitely find a way for you to grow up someday!”
“Hehe… No way! I don’t want to grow up! It’s way more fun like this!”
Slipping deftly from Qiao San and the book spirit’s embrace, little Hong Yin shouted excitedly as he rushed toward the battle, “Bite her! Bite hard! Hehe… Yeah, tear her clothes to shreds! Make her go naked! Hehehe…”
Thinking of how Hong Yin would forever remain in this childish form, Qiao San and the book spirit exchanged helpless glances, each seeing only resignation and bitter smiles in the other’s eyes. Little Hong Yun had already been troublesome enough—but at least she would grow up. This little Hong Yin would forever be a mischievous demon in the Qiao family, making life endlessly headache-inducing in the days to come…
Damn it! Daring to harm this young master like this—she deserves to die!
At this thought, a towering rage surged into Qiao San’s mind. His figure shot forward as he furiously dove into the battle.
With a loud crash and much chaos, although both the rascal and the Five Jade Maidens were fighting without any real technique, the Queen Mother was still forced into a disheveled state, her hair loose and her robes torn, looking extremely pitiful.
“Whoosh!” In what appeared to be an accidental move, the rascal tore a massive hole in the Queen Mother’s majestic phoenix robe. Her half-covered, full breasts suddenly came into Qiao San’s view.
“Thump!” A rush of heat surged through the rascal’s heart as a brand-new vengeful idea flashed into his eyes. Pointing at the deep cleavage of the Queen Mother, he said to the little one who was still commanding his five puppets, “Ling’er, you’ve never tasted breast milk before, right? Go for it! Suck as much as you want!”
“Woohoo! Great idea!”
For little Hong Yin, this was undoubtedly another fun game. His little mouth opened wide, and his red figure shot forward like a string of illusions, darting like an arrow toward the Queen Mother’s bosom.
Never before had the Mother of Heaven suffered such humiliation. Her twisted face seemed ready to explode with rage. Just as she was about to channel her spiritual power, she suddenly realized she was already trapped within the Five Elements Formation.
Little Hong Yin was even craftier than his father. In fact, while the Five Jade Maidens appeared to be attacking randomly, they had secretly activated the Chaos Formation, trapping the Queen Mother within a tiny space. Helplessly, she could only watch as the gleaming white teeth of little Hong Yun shot toward her breasts.
Suddenly seized by a moment of conscience, the rascal swallowed hard while loudly reminding, “Yin’er, just suck hard, don’t bite! You might hurt her!”
Qiao San’s “reminder” only intensified the Queen Mother’s shame and fear. She had no doubt about the little demon child’s biting power. Instinctively, she covered her chest tightly with both hands, terrified that her nipples might be bitten off by the little monster.
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