The items inside the plastic bag turned out to be a pile of feces—it even looked compressed into a shape and then frozen solid!
“Woah! Old man, what exactly are you trying to do here?”
Shui Miao immediately jumped back several steps in shock.
Zhang the Blind and Wang the Lame also quickly retreated.
Qin Feng was completely stunned, “This… this I don’t understand at all! This bag was supposed to contain money!”
“Come on, old man! I clearly saw your bodyguard go fetch it, you took it without even checking and directly handed it to me. Why are you pretending to be clueless now?” Shui Miao, furious, shouted, “Old man, I really have to hand it to you. As head of the Yi Society, you’re pulling pranks on your juniors like this. What exactly are you trying to do? Everyone, look at this! Is there anyone like him!?”
Shui Miao shouted loudly, trying to embarrass Qin Feng.
At this moment, Qin Feng’s granddaughter and his bodyguards rushed over. Seeing the contents of the plastic bag, they were all left speechless.
This was a serious situation. If it wasn’t handled properly, his reputation would be completely ruined. Thinking quickly, Qin Feng hastily pulled Shui Miao aside and lowered his voice, “Young man, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. It must have been the child’s mistake. I swear on my honor—it’s true. How about this, I’ll give you 60,000 yuan, and we’ll call it even. Will you help me save face here?”
To Qin Feng, reputation was more valuable than life itself.
Shui Miao blinked a few times, suddenly appearing to understand, “Oh! So you’re trying to bribe me, old man?”
“Shhh, speak softly, softly. It was all my mistake. Can’t I just apologize to you?” Qin Feng panicked. He had met countless people in his life, but he couldn’t figure out Shui Miao at all—he couldn’t grasp his style or his intentions.
Shui Miao grinned strangely, “I want 100,000 yuan, in cash. Give me the money, and I’ll help you cover this up. Otherwise, I’ll ruin your reputation and make it as smelly as that pile of crap.”
“M-Money isn’t a problem, but I don’t have that much cash on me!” Qin Feng’s heart ached slightly. To him, 100,000 yuan wasn’t a huge sum, but it still felt like a significant loss to hand it over to an outsider. Still, thinking of his reputation, he’d spend half a million if he had to.
“That’s easy. Just leave the golden Buddha around your neck with me as collateral.”
Shui Miao eyed the golden Buddha peeking from Qin Feng’s collar and licked his lips greedily.
“What!?”
Hearing this, Qin Feng was immediately shocked. That golden Buddha was a treasured heirloom passed down through several generations of his family—it was worth more than 500,000 yuan in his mind.
“Not willing? Then forget it.”
Shui Miao turned around, noticing more than a dozen neighbors had already gathered around.
“Wait, wait…”
Qin Feng gritted his teeth, quickly took off the golden Buddha behind everyone’s backs, shoved it into Shui Miao’s hand, and whispered, “I won’t short you a penny on the 100,000 yuan, but if you lose or damage this golden Buddha, I’ll kill you with my bare hands.”
“Hehe, old man, do you really think I care about this thing?”
With a flick of his mind, Shui Miao transferred the golden Buddha into the Sheng Yuan Ring. Then he turned to address the crowd, “It’s all a misunderstanding. This naughty child played a prank. He really deserves a good spanking!” Shui Miao pointed at the young girl and slapped her butt hard—it was surprisingly bouncy.
She had just been molested by a man!
The young girl was about to explode in anger when Qin Feng quickly pulled her back, smiled apologetically at the crowd, and said, “It’s just a misunderstanding, just a misunderstanding. Everyone, please go back to your business.”
“Exactly, exactly, just a misunderstanding. Everyone, please go back to work.”
Shui Miao chimed in, dispersing the crowd.
The girl’s face turned red with anger, glaring at Shui Miao like she wanted to devour him whole.
Shui Miao deliberately ignored her and turned back to Qin Feng with a faint smile, “Old man, go get the money now. I’m giving you half an hour. If you don’t come back in half an hour, I won’t remember ever receiving anything from you.”
…
Qin Feng, filled with anger and resentment, turned and headed to his car to make a call.
The young girl pointed her finger at Shui Miao and growled, “You little punk, this isn’t over between us. You just wait!”
“Pfft, I never even started anything with you. What are you so mad about?” Shui Miao smirked mischievously, eyeing the girl’s smooth thighs.
“You, you pervert!”
The girl clenched her teeth and reached out to pinch Shui Miao.
Shui Miao quickly pointed at her feet and said, “Careful! Don’t trip again and make me see something gross and have to go wash my eyes again.”
“Ahhhh… I’m so mad, so mad!”
The girl couldn’t argue with him, couldn’t fight him, and was so furious she was gnashing her teeth and stomping her feet.
Shui Miao picked up the black plastic bag, threw it into the trash bin, and then ran back to his shop. In front of the girl’s face, he washed his hands, muttering something about the smell…
Clearly, the hand he claimed smelled was the one that had slapped the girl’s butt.
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Inside the car, Qin Feng’s face was unusually grim.
Young girl Qin Ke’er was red-faced and furious.
The bodyguard was extremely embarrassed, focusing only on driving.
Suddenly, seeking revenge, Qin Ke’er shouted for the car to stop. The driver quickly pulled over to the roadside.
“Ke’er, what are you doing?”
Qin Feng frowned, looking at his granddaughter with displeasure.
Qin Ke’er quickly said, “Grandpa, I don’t trust leaving something so valuable with that punk. I want to go back and watch him, in case he runs off with the golden Buddha.”
“That’s not a bad idea. But be careful.”
Qin Feng’s eyes flickered, thinking it was indeed possible.
“No problem, I’ll just watch him from a distance.” Qin Ke’er got out of the car.
Luckily, the car hadn’t gone far. After getting out, Qin Ke’er broke the heel of her other high heel shoe and quickly ran back to Shui Miao’s shop.
The black plastic bag had been retrieved by Shui Miao from the trash bin. Earlier, he had only used an illusion to transform the money into feces. Now, he had already dispelled the negative energy and death aura from the money and had retrieved 30,000 yuan.
At this moment, Shui Miao was lying on the bed inside his shop.
Qin Ke’er stormed into the shop, pointing at Shui Miao and shouting, “You little punk, give me back the golden Buddha and apologize to me on your knees!”
“Little girl, are you planning to take off your clothes, pull me onto you, and then scream for help, claiming I tried to rape you?” Shui Miao, seeing her aggressive posture and hearing her words, guessed her next move without even needing to use his psychic ability.
“…”
Caught red-handed in her thoughts, Qin Ke’er was momentarily stunned.
Shui Miao raised an eyebrow, “Go ahead, take it off. I’m waiting. As long as you dare to take it off, I dare to watch…”
“You… you think I won’t dare!?”
Qin Ke’er, in a fit of passion, actually took off her white sheer blouse, revealing her pink bra.
“Keep going, take off the bra to make it more convincing. If we go to court, attempted rape could get you several years in prison.” Shui Miao rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “Oh, and if you don’t mind, tearing off your underwear would make it even more realistic.”
“Fine! If you want to go to jail, I’ll make it happen!”
Qin Ke’er was indeed a hot-headed girl. She actually took off her bra, lifted her short skirt, and was about to tear off her underwear when Shui Miao hastily shouted, “Stop! The joke ends here! Don’t tear it anymore…”
“Hmph! Too late!”
Qin Ke’er, blushing furiously, ripped her underwear apart, instantly exposing everything…
Without hesitation, Qin Ke’er lunged toward Shui Miao, ready to scream “Help! Rape!” when Shui Miao said, “I forgot to tell you—I’ve installed many cameras in this shop. Just now, you were the one who initiated everything. If we go to court, I might sue you for attempted rape, and you could end up serving several years.”
“What!?”
Qin Ke’er suddenly felt a shock, as if struck by lightning.
Without checking where the cameras might be, she hurriedly put on her bra and blouse, but her underwear had already been torn…
Shui Miao shook his head in disapproval, “You know, I told you not to tear it, but you were just too eager! A young girl like you wearing a short skirt without underwear—what kind of behavior is that?”
“You little punk, I’m not done with you yet!”
Qin Ke’er stomped her foot furiously and hastily pulled down her shorts, running out in a flash.
Turning south, she came across a clothing store, though the clothes there were of lower quality.
Qin Ke’er hastily put on a pair of long pants and rushed back. At this time, Shui Miao was in the bathroom. Qin Ke’er looked around the shop but couldn’t find any cameras. Only then did she realize she had been tricked. Furious, she rushed into the bathroom, where Shui Miao was sitting on the toilet.
“Hey, what are you trying to do?”
Shui Miao hurriedly covered his crotch and shouted.
In reality, Shui Miao hadn’t even taken off his pants.
“You dirty thing, you dared to trick me! You’re going to die this time!”
Still not forgetting her scheme to frame him, Qin Ke’er immediately started unfastening her pants…
Just as she was about to scream “Help! Rape!” Shui Miao pointed at a red dot behind him and said, “I forgot to tell you—there really aren’t any cameras outside, but this bathroom definitely has one installed.”
“Ahh…”
Qin Ke’er was startled again, hastily pulled up her pants, and ran off.
What’s with women these days? So casual, so shameless! Shui Miao shook his head as he walked out. That so-called red dot was nothing but a red bug on the wall. Standing under a banyan tree, Qin Ke’er blushed with shame. After calming down a bit, she felt a wave of regret. Her entire body had been seen by Shui Miao—how could she live with herself from now on?
Shui Miao approached Qin Ke’er gently and asked, “Still thinking about how to get back at me?”
“So what if I am?”
Qin Ke’er was stubborn and defiant.
Shui Miao smiled and shook his head, “If you apologize to me and offer some compensation, I might consider letting it go.”
“You must be dreaming! Apologize to you and even pay you money?” Qin Ke’er shouted hysterically.
Shui Miao shook a finger, “I’d advise you to be a bit gentler with me.”
“Gentle with you? Who do you think you are?” Qin Ke’er yelled.
Shui Miao licked his lips and said calmly, “To be honest, I’ve installed hidden cameras in my shop. Everything that just happened was captured very clearly. If I edit it into a video and upload it online with a title like ‘Slut Tries to Rape and Molest a Man,’ guess what? You might just become an internet sensation.”
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