A group of assassins split into two teams to surround and intercept their target. One group rushed over from outside the cemetery, so they concluded the person must be hiding inside the cemetery.
Three police officers lingered by a store at the hospital entrance, treating the situation as nothing more than a traffic accident.
Shui Miao, sensing their approach with his spiritual awareness, felt extremely anxious. He couldn’t rely on the resentful infant for help. The infant could only confuse them, but there were too many assassins, and the leader carried a talisman that repelled evil spirits. When the infant tried to approach the leader, it was injured by the talisman and retreated to heal.
The female ghost officer, Shui, stood motionless outside the tomb, puzzling everyone. No one could tell whether she was standing guard or secretly watching.
“It’s too crowded. I can’t take it anymore…”
Shuang Da was the first to break the silence, whispering into Shui Miao’s ear.
The three were practically head to head, so even a whisper could be heard clearly.
“This is uncomfortable. Shui Miao, why don’t you let Shuang Da lie on you for a while?”
The ground inside the tomb was bitterly cold. Lin Qing’er was lying sideways uncomfortably and longed to lie on Shui Miao herself, but she felt too shy to ask. So she suggested Shuang Da try first.
It was simply easier for a woman to lie on a man than the other way around.
The tomb was filled with the scent of the women’s bodies, and the air was stuffy and suffocating. After a while, it became unbearably uncomfortable to be squeezed together. Compared to that, being lightly pressed by a woman’s body was preferable. Shui Miao showed no objection. Thinking she had gained an advantage, Shuang Da thanked him and slowly lay on top of Shui Miao. Shui Miao shifted slightly to give Lin Qing’er more space, and everyone felt relieved.
However, after a while, this position became uncomfortable for Shui Miao.
Thinking about Shuang Da’s lace underwear, Shui Miao’s lower body immediately reacted.
The hardness pressing against his waist was very uncomfortable. Shuang Da thought Shui Miao had a flashlight in his pants, so she reached over and shifted the hard object aside. Only after she did that did she suddenly realize what it was. Instantly, her heart raced, her face flushed, and her breathing quickened.
Hearing Shuang Da’s quickened breathing, Lin Qing’er couldn’t help feeling puzzled. Shui Miao, being a man, remained calm, but Shuang Da, a girl, was getting flustered. To ease the tension, Lin Qing’er deliberately changed the subject and softly asked, “Shui Miao, how did you end up here? And how did you know they were assassins?”
“This is a long story. Let’s talk about it later.”
Shui Miao noticed the temperature rising inside the tomb while the oxygen was decreasing. He gently used his foot to open the stone door slightly to let in air, but since the assassins were just outside, he could only open it a little. For now, the oxygen was barely sufficient. The worst part was that after Shuang Da had touched him a few times, his lower body had become even harder.
It was natural for a young man full of vitality to have such a physiological reaction in this situation.
“Oh…”
Lin Qing’er realized this wasn’t the place for conversation. She felt the temperature inside the tomb rising quickly, the oxygen thinning, and her head growing dizzy. “Shui Miao, we can’t keep this up. The oxygen won’t last much longer.”
“I know!” Shui Miao concentrated his thoughts, channeling immortal energy to draw fresh air through the crack in the stone door into the tomb. However, the air was barely enough for breathing. “Hang on a little longer. They won’t stay here for long.”
“I know…”
Lin Qing’er nodded gently.
But Shuang Da swallowed hard and said, “Sis Lin, why don’t you lie here instead?”
“No, switching places might make noise. They’re right outside. If they discover us, we’re done for.” Lin Qing’er deliberately slowed her breathing. “You keep lying there. I’m almost warmed up. I’m fine.”
Shuang Da was truly at a loss for words with that man’s hardness pressing against her!
Shuang Da grew increasingly flustered. She gritted her teeth, suddenly gathering courage, and reached out to move Shui Miao’s hardness to an empty spot. After a few attempts, she found it very difficult to move without unzipping his pants. Embarrassed, she withdrew her hand and tried her best to endure.
“Boss! We can’t find them! They seem to have already left!”
“Boss, we didn’t find anything either…”
“There’s no trace in the bushes either. Further back is a river, and there are no footprints along the bank.”
Several assassins in black clothes returned with reports.
The leader of the assassins was sitting on a gravestone not far from the tomb where Shui Miao and the others were hiding. He frowned and said coldly, “They couldn’t have gone far. Unless they grew wings and flew away. You keep searching north. Don’t miss a single spot. I’ll stay here. Wen Chen, you take two men and deal with those cops. Say you didn’t sleep well last night. At worst, just spend a little more money.”
“Yes!”
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To everyone’s dismay, the assassin leader didn’t leave!
Time passed, second by second.
If it weren’t for the guns on the assassins, Shui Miao wouldn’t have feared them at all.
Lin Qing’er took out her phone, intending to send a message to her father for help, only to find there was no signal inside the tomb!
“Don’t panic. Let me think of another way!”
Shui Miao felt his body already numb from being pressed by Shuang Da, yet he still endured and focused his thoughts to communicate with the female ghost officer Shui.
“Shui, can you help me somehow?”
“Lord Yang Investigator, this isn’t within my official duties. We’ve undergone strict training. Besides gathering intelligence and punishing evil spirits, we don’t handle other matters. If we do, we will be punished by the higher-ups, even having our souls scattered.”
“Fine. Then can you help me contact Xiaohei or Baifeng? Surely they can help me.”
“That’s definitely possible. However, I have a question I’m curious about and would like to ask Lord Yang Investigator.”
“What is it? Hurry up and ask!”
“Well, as ghost officers of the underworld, born and raised in the Ghost Department, we only know how to capture ghosts and subdue demons. We don’t understand the affairs of the living world, especially the differences between men and women. I’m really confused—why did your lower part suddenly swell up with a rush of blood?”
“…”
Shui Miao nearly choked on his own blood. How could she ask such a question!?
Innocent as a fool, she asked such a question, making it perfectly reasonable.
But how should he respond?
Shui Miao was speechless, momentarily stunned.
“Lord, I know this question is beyond my duty, but I’m just curious. How about this—I’ll explain it to you, and then you’ll help me contact Baifeng and Xiaohei, right?” The female ghost officer Shui sounded a bit like she was bargaining. “Actually, helping you contact them is already beyond my duty.”
“…”
Hearing this, Shui Miao was momentarily stunned. He immediately realized that this female ghost officer was definitely not the kind of clueless little ghost Old Cai had described. She was clearly a ghost officer who understood many things, except for matters of love between men and women.
Dealing with this kind of ghost officer wasn’t going to be easy.
After a pause, Shui Miao had no choice but to explain, “A man should be like me. Because the human body contains a special hormone that stimulates men to be attracted to women. Without this hormone, men wouldn’t be interested in women. If men aren’t interested in women, then women in this world wouldn’t get pregnant or give birth. So my reaction is a normal physiological response when a normal man is near a woman. Now you should understand. Will you help me now?”
“Wait, just being interested allows a woman to get pregnant? You seem to have missed something. Don’t men and women have to do something else as well?” At this moment, the female ghost officer was possessed by Wu Ai. What she said was exactly what Wu Ai wanted to ask. Wu Ai was a female ghost officer who was curious about everything. This time, she had projected her spirit into the female ghost officer specifically to understand what love was. Naturally, the relationship between men and women was included in that.
“…”
Shui Miao once again felt like spitting blood. How could she ask such a question? Did she expect him to give a live demonstration?
She might not have eaten pork, but she had at least seen a pig. Wu Ai wasn’t stupid either. She had heard some things.
Instantly, she shifted her thoughts and blew a breath into the tomb. This breath was slightly red, splitting into two streams—one entering Lin Qing’er’s body and the other entering Shuang Da’s. The two beauties immediately felt a tremor in their minds, their eyes becoming hazy. Lin Qing’er immediately kissed Shui Miao, while Shuang Da reached out to unbuckle his belt…
“Damn it, what are you doing?”
Shui Miao roared in his mind, instantly channeling immortal energy to help Lin Qing’er and Shuang Da dispel the red aura within their bodies.
To his surprise, instead of getting angry, Wu Ai smiled gently and said, “Brother Shui Miao, I’m just curious. After all, they’re both beautiful girls, and you’re not losing anything. If you’re not comfortable, I can possess their bodies and let you teach me, right?” Ever since she saw Shui Miao and the two beauties enter the tomb, Wu Ai had felt an inexplicably excited sensation. This excitement made her bolder and bolder, unable to contain herself any longer.
Just as Shui Miao was about to help Lin Qing’er and Shuang Da completely dispel the red aura, Wu Ai suddenly possessed Shuang Da’s body. With a wave of her hand, Lin Qing’er instantly fell asleep. Then she blew another red breath at Shui Miao. He felt his entire body go weak and numb, his immortal energy dissipating, unable to muster any strength. Only his lower abdomen felt warm and very comfortable. She smiled gently at Shui Miao and said, “Don’t be angry! If you promise to help me understand what love is, I’ll teach you many magical abilities, okay?”
“Who exactly are you?”
Shui Miao held onto his willpower and angrily demanded.
But Wu Ai was already overwhelmed by passion. She completely ignored Shui Miao’s question, her hands gently caressing his body, her lips slowly descending toward his…
She wanted to kiss Shui Miao…
But Shui Miao struggled to turn his head aside, trying to focus his mind and control his immortal energy to dispel the discomfort in his body. However, Wu Ai reached out and gently turned his head back, lightly brushing her lips against his in a fleeting kiss…
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