Actually, it’s no wonder Xie Jinghong’s friends were so shocked. The truth is, while Xie Jinghong is undeniably outstanding, he’s also a scheming jerk who has managed to trick almost every close friend he has. In their circle, it’s common knowledge that if you cross Xie Jinghong, you’d better be prepared to be utterly destroyed—left without even a place to be buried.
Not only that, Xie Jinghong is also incredibly dense when it comes to romance and has a razor-sharp tongue.
One of his most “infamous” moments was during university when the campus belle publicly confessed her feelings to him. Xie Jinghong responded with a gentle, warm smile—only to proceed to elegantly and subtly tear her apart from head to toe without a single curse word, before coldly rejecting her.
He made her cry on the spot, and instead of offering any comfort, he piled on even more sarcasm.
After that incident, many people bet that Xie Jinghong was doomed to eternal bachelorhood. And honestly, he did seem to fit the bill. Approaching thirty, he had it all—wealth, looks, a stellar background, and formidable skills—a textbook high-society, diamond-tier bachelor. Yet, he remained stubbornly single.
Not only was he unmarried, he didn’t even have a romantic partner. Thankfully, his elders—whether due to illness, old age, or accidents—had all passed away, leaving Xie Jinghong as the sole head of the Xie family. With no one left to meddle in his personal life, he remained free to live as he pleased. Still, rumors persisted that his prolonged singlehood was due to some kind of physical “defect.”
Xie Jinghong was well aware of these rumors, but he couldn’t care less. As long as they didn’t interfere with his life or work, he saw no reason to address them. Let the jealous and bitter gossip all they wanted—he had better things to do.
But now, against all odds, Xie Jinghong was officially off the market! How could this *not* cause an uproar?
In the group chat, everyone bombarded Xie Jinghong and Chen Zitan—who owned a private restaurant—demanding they spill every detail about Xie Jinghong’s new relationship. Leading the charge was none other than Liu Di’er, whose username was **[This Little Fairy is Gorgeous]**.
Despite her elegant name and stunning, graceful appearance—tall, beautiful, and exuding goddess vibes—those who knew Liu Di’er well understood she was a full-blown tomboy with a fiery temper. Trained in martial arts by her military cousin, she could easily overpower most men.
This stark contrast between her outer grace and inner ferocity left her single well into her late twenties. A few failed relationships later, her family was beyond anxious, but Liu Di’er remained unbothered.
In her words: *”If you can only accept my looks but not who I really am, why should I twist myself into someone else just to please you? If you can’t handle me as I am—get lost and stay out of my sight!”*
Of course, some of her exes ended up becoming her best bros instead. Like Zhan Yunfei, whose username was **[Bro Liu, You’re a Badass Dude]**. After dating, the two became inseparable buddies. Later, when they got mugged together, Liu Di’er single-handedly beat up the robbers, earning Zhan Yunfei’s undying admiration.
Ah, fate—such a fickle and unpredictable thing!
Liu Di’er had always assumed she and Xie Jinghong—that two-faced beast—were both destined for eternal bachelorhood. But now, Xie Jinghong had found someone! This gave her hope that her own love life might finally take off. How could she *not* be excited?
**[Let’s Go Racing Together]**: *”Old Xie! Brother Xie! Daddy Xie! Who is this flawless, fairy-tale beauty who finally dragged you out of singlehood and into the abyss of love—and possibly marriage?!”*
Honestly, they were all dying to know. Given Xie Jinghong’s notoriously high standards, romantic obliviousness, and sharp tongue, what kind of goddess could possibly melt his heart and turn this unyielding steel into tender devotion?
Xie Jinghong smirked coldly, a smug sense of pride bubbling up inside him—*”Look at how amazing and adorable my sweetheart is! And guess what? He’s MINE! Stay jealous, losers!”*—before dropping a bombshell in the group chat.
**[My Wife is the Cutest, No Arguments]**: *”What ‘beauty’? My Fanfan is an adorable boy.”*
**[My Baby is Still Adorable Today]**: *”Wait, WHAT?! The famously dense, straight-as-an-arrow Brother Xie… is GAY now?!!!”*
**[Fan Qiru]**: *”…Congratulations.”*
**[My Wife is the Cutest, No Arguments]**: *”That’s right, my sweetheart is a lovely boy. If any of you slip up and say the wrong thing when you meet him, don’t blame me for ‘educating’ you afterward.”*
**[My Wife is the Cutest, No Arguments]**: *”If anyone upsets my Fanfan, I’ll personally make sure they regret it.”*
**[Let’s Go Racing Together]**: *”Hey, Old Gao, you knew Xie had a partner but didn’t know it was a BOY?!”*
**[Private Restaurant Now Open]**: *”Ermmm…”*
**[Private Restaurant Now Open]**: *”Today, Xie brought someone to my private dining room. They seemed really close—probably a date. But I wasn’t there, so I had no idea his partner was a guy!”*
**[Bro Liu, You’re a Badass Dude]**: *”Tsk tsk tsk. So all those beauties Xie rejected over the years… was it because they had the wrong gender?”*
As the chat exploded with reactions, Xie Jinghong ignored the chaos and switched to a private conversation with Fan Qiru.
Fan Qiru—despite the “Ru” (scholar) in his name—was actually a cold, unapproachable iceberg of a man, so frigid he could freeze people to death with a glance. Because of his personality, he chose a military career over politics like his father and brother—and ended up seducing his own adjutant into his bed.
Yes, Fan Qiru was long since out of the closet and happily married.
**[My Wife is the Cutest, No Arguments]**: *”Old Fan, got a question for you.”*
**[Fan Qiru]**: *”?”*
**[My Wife is the Cutest, No Arguments]**: *”When you and your guy… y’know, ‘do the deed’—what do you need to prepare? Any tips?”*
For once, the usually shameless Xie Jinghong felt his face heat up. As a lifelong virgin, he had zero experience with men. But if he wanted to give his sweetheart the best possible experience, he needed advice from an “expert.”
Like Fan Qiru—who, despite being the same age, had been in a committed relationship for years.
Given their long friendship, Fan Qiru didn’t hold back. He sent Xie Jinghong a compressed file full of resources—even breaking his usual silence to include a detailed list of precautions.
**[Fan Qiru]**: *”No need for thanks.”*
Their bond was deep enough that formalities were unnecessary. Over-politeness would only feel like distance.
When Xie Jinghong opened the files, his expression shifted. Who would’ve thought the seemingly ascetic Fan Qiru was such a secret pervert? The content was… *explosive*. But also *very* educational.
Saving everything discreetly, Xie Jinghong returned to work—now with renewed motivation.
*”The faster I finish my tasks, the sooner I can… study these ‘instructional materials’ in peace.”* His grin turned increasingly devious.
Meanwhile, in the next room, Shen Mufan—who was gaming—suddenly sneezed. Rubbing his nose in confusion, he muttered, *”Huh? Why do I feel like someone’s plotting something?”*
Shaking it off, he refocused on guiding **[Xing Xing Zhi Zhi]** through the dungeon, his character **[Si Fan]** standing protectively in front. A surge of pride filled him.
*”Don’t worry, my dear A-Jing! I’ll always protect you! Just stay safe behind me!”*
But as soon as they exited the dungeon, they ran into a six-player squad—led by none other than **[Green Sprite]**.
Shen Mufan had no particular memory of Green Sprite. To him, they were just another forgettable NPC—someone who’d once annoyed him but had already been dealt with. No reason to waste brain space on them.
So naturally, he didn’t recognize them at all.
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