**Title:** *Marrying a Caveman in Prehistoric Times*
**Author:** Shuang Tang
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**Synopsis**
Ever heard of someone time-traveling in a bathtub?
Yep, that’s exactly how unlucky she was.
Ever heard of someone tragically ending up in prehistoric times?
You heard right—*prehistoric*!
Sha Yi was convinced the unluckiest thing that ever happened to her was—
—surviving a fatal encounter with a hairdryer in the bathtub!
And thus, the tragedy escalated.
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Seriously? Her landing spot after time-traveling was a *swamp*?
Fine, a local saved her—let’s move on!
Holy crap, what’s with the giant snake above and the wolf beasts below?
Wait, the wolves and snakes are *fighting*…
Damn it, even rolling down a hill gets her stalked by a *baby saber-toothed tiger*!
Shit, did she bomb a zoo in her past life?
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Want to go back in time and marry a caveman?
Sha Yi: *Honestly, at first, I refused.*
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**[Caveman’s Courtship]**
Watching Sha Yi retch violently, the caveman stood frozen, helpless, a hint of sadness flickering in his eyes.
Seemed like all the women in the tribe vomited like this when they were with child…
That night, the caveman cradled Sha Yi’s delicate body, his rough hands pressing and rubbing her flat stomach.
Sha Yi: *“What are you doing?”*
He didn’t understand—kept pressing.
Sha Yi, furious: *“What the hell do you want?!”*
Still didn’t understand—pressed harder.
Dammit, if he kept this up, her *period* would be squeezed out!
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**[Caveman’s Naivety]**
The caveman pointed at himself, introducing: *“Xi Yi.”*
Sha Yi stared blankly.
He pointed at himself again, repeating: *“Xi Yi… Xi… Yi… Xi Yi.”*
Sha Yi remained clueless.
He started pointing at objects in the cave, then back at himself: *“Xi Yi.”*
Sha Yi finally got it. Copying him, she pointed at herself: *“Sha Yi.”*
The caveman froze, then blurted out: *“Sha… ai…”*
Sha Yi: *“*You’re* the dumb one!”*
Eager to please her, he kept trying: *“Sha ai… Sha… Xia… Ye…”*
The legendary *tongue-tied* moment—Sha Yi was speechless…
The caveman fell silent. Wasn’t he saying it right?
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
The caveman does.
Can you think of any man who’d obey a woman unconditionally?
The caveman *can*!
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